I shoot missiles out of my eyes. I have four eyes; each of those eyes are capable of launching the aforementioned projectiles. It hurts when I do it.
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Wow. These are $45. That's expensive. I now see why do many people are excited that the Carolina Hurricanes won some Stanley cups.
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Home Insurance Tier List based on a single phonecall and quote:
S: GEICO
A: Liberty
B: Progressive
C: Traveler's
F: Farmer's
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Things better stop growing or there wonβt be mushroom left.
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NEW: Scientists have created the first global map of Earthβs vast underground fungal networks, stretching an estimated 68 quadrillion miles.
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I hadn't heard from @paizo for quite some time. Apparently they're doing worse than even @Wizards_DnD and completely dropped out of social media over half a year ago. Shame. I used to like them.
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In Guild Wars 3, we're going to be a "Vaelwarden". Literally, that means valley-guard. So this is the *opposite* of High-guard despite what the trailer seems to imply.
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This Bricks & Minifigs stealing Lego sets drama is wild.
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The wind stirs. The world shifts. Stand ready.
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Seems weird that I, for once, ordered more non-MtG singles than MtG.
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I'm actually surprised that Warframe outlasted the corpo-made Destiny 1 and Destiny 2.
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I jokingly read once that Darktide's soundtrack heavily features a broken printer, and now I can't unhear it.
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After blocking tabloid sites from search results, "Grokipedia" is starting to show up directly under Wikipedia results.
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I've always wondered why the seven-times immortal, strong, clever, and fun Monkey King was so much more popular than his other traveling companions:
* Regular Dude
* Lazy Hog
* Cannibalistic Ugly Guy
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Create Aeronautics has released! The wait is over!
Download: modrinth.com/mod/create-aeroβ¦
Watch the Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=SO8tpWfZβ¦
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I was confused to see a bunch of names I had never heard of, but that's because they're all sportsball people.
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The inclusion of those disgusting things called "Fritos" is the reason I never buy chip variety packs.
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I like how between League of Legends and D&D, everyone is realizing that dragon-people look so much better with tails.
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I think is backlash against Highguard is misplaced. It looks exceptionally mediocre, but why not leave it at that? Everyone seems to be coining it as Concord 2.
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Hytale launches, Riftbound new set goes on Preorder, and Reddit goes down. What a start to a day.
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Hytale has an Arachnophobia mode. I just kinda wish they did it like Satisfactory and turned the spiders into distorted static images of demons.
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