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Johnny Sheldon @AbstractJohn
Joined October 2013
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Two tier policing ? #twotierpolicing #twotierkeir
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‘Dark comedy is the comfort in hard times of the shat-upon’ Joel Morris #humor #humour #darkhumor #gallowshumour #joke
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Sam Kinison’s Solution to Living in Dubai youtu.be/B-4sLvZ1HG8?si=TOQK… via @YouTube You live in a desert, nothing grows there !! #Dubai #IranWar #UAE

Sam Kinison’s Solution to World Hunger

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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Remember the high cost of low living #recoveryfromdrugs #recovery #addiction #alcoholism #sobriety
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'You can put as many chairs and tables as you want outside cafes in London, it won't be Tuscany' Victoria Wood #comedy #StandUpComedy
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vam.ac.uk/articles/tommy-coo… #comedy

Tommy Cooper collection · V&A

The Tommy Cooper Collection celebrates the life and career of one of Britain’s best-loved comedy stars

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Repeated prostate examinations have caused me to change my ring tone #ringtone #cellphone #mobilephone #prostate
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'The best place to hide something is where everybody can see it' Sherlock Holmes #SherlockHolmes #SHERLOCK #plainsight
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My #comedy #standup act at the Comedy Pub in Leicester Square seemed to have gone down well
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The highlight of my day is getting a round of applause when I reveal my age #pensiones #retireouk
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Why do gender reassignment clinics only offer two genders ? Male or female #genderreassignment #genderfluid #gender
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Depressed = Deep Rest #depressed #depression #lowmood
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Can’t believe that in the cabaret last night I asked the ventriloquist to move the dummy closer to the microphone #ventriloquist #cabaret #entertainment #dummy
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‘Doing comedy alone on stage is the ego’s last stand’ Steve Martin #standup #comedy #comedian #funny #standupcomedy
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I like it that libraries still stamp the return due date in books. Gives me a sense of a shared experience with an anonymous other #Librarian #library #books
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Johnny Sheldon retweeted
Gooner54jm@JohnMccharley
28 Dec 2025
MD on Lucy Letby youtu.be/_tgzG0Sj_6s?si=AqiX… via @YouTube great information!!

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A neighbour is trying to stop the delivery of my new kitchen. Let that sink in #dadjokes #dadjoke #puns #pun
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Johnny Sheldon retweeted
David Paton
@cricketwyvern
16 Oct 2025
Basic statistical analysis raises serious doubts about whether this case should ever have gone to trial. But given the actions of the main prosecution witness, it is hard to see how anyone can continue to have confidence in the guilty verdict against #LucyLetby.
David Davis MP
@DavidDavisMP
15 Oct 2025
An extraordinary story in the latest edition of @PrivateEyeNews. This only reinforces my view that there absolutely MUST be a retrial in Lucy Letby's case.
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My newspaper story about ice cream is about to be published. Bit of a scoop
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I thought a capitalist was someone who typed in upper case
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