Nothing special. Not sensible to be normal. Originally from Coventry but I did my time and got out. Reductio ad absurdum
Joined November 2021
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27 Mar 2022
A rare photo of my Great Grandfather as he was about to set off on the Isle of Mann TT race 1913. He died in the race 5th June 1913. Aged 23.
Frank Bateman - Motorsport Biographies - iMuseum imuseum.im/search/collection…
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Jun 11
Cliche and Platitude had a good game, head and shoulders above the rest.
Jun 10
Here’s The Horne Section’s Football Song! Filmed at Alex Horne’s Comedy Football Match last month. Let’s get it to number 1?
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Jun 5
The Cat Whiskers York has two new kittens (both females). Got in to meet them today which was the first day that they were meeting the customers. Both very playful, a little cautious of humans but once the toy gets their attention nothing stops them. #BlackCats
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Jun 5
Went to see @hornesection at the @TheRSC Swan Theatre. Seen this show twice now and both times it has been different as the audience can influence the direction.
I had to check BMD, Rhufon Cockwell is a real name and not some sort of horrible condition.
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May 30
Ironically the tune stuck in my head that prevented me sleeping was this one. #Insomnia #Anxiety
MY BRAIN WON'T SHUT THE F**K UP (Official Video) youtu.be/vaG4vGsIFMQ?si=CP-E… via @YouTube
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May 28
Just got delayed in the local small town while driving home, as the Police arrested someone, who according to the pub garden drinkers "Has been wanted for ages".
Grabbed him middle of a road pinned and handcuffed, no kicking or punching by the Police just efficient overpowering.
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May 28
Of course everyone in the area had their cameras out recording it (except me) and the one older gentleman who was nearby who assisted the Police getting the offender under control.
Might be rural round here but it can be a lawless as any city.
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May 16
Today while being threatened by a little shit (11-13 in age), who with his mates were going to firebomb me, smash my windows and set their dads on me, his mothers cousin appeared behind him, so now he has one angry mother to go home too.
Glad there are still parents.
#karma
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May 16
Throws them a little that I will not be intimidated. No threats of violence from me just a calm "You can attack me, I will not hit back, but I will give evidence in Court to ensure you are found guilty."
Thought living rural would be less dangerous than city living.
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May 16
The confetti showered on the winners is 100% recycled being made from the paperwork of Man City's 115 financial charges.
#UntrueFact #FACup
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May 13
Void is a very tuneful singer, so if I can get Vortex playing the piano like Nora the Cat here we might have a winning act.
CATcerto. ORIGINAL PERFORMANCE. Mindaugas Piecaitis, Nora The Piano Cat youtu.be/zeoT66v4EHg?si=QkLr… via @YouTube
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May 11
I really should learn to say NO.
Go to do some odd jobs for in-laws and get waylaid to help their elderly neighbour move a few plant pots.
All of a sudden I've cut her hedge, cleaned her patio, replanted a few pots, and she has more tasks she needs doing.
I should learn.
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May 11
All that added to doing the in-laws housework, the garden, and lift the father-in-law out of the bath when he gets stuck and can not get out.
The cats reminded me the most important job is feeding them.
Do cats even understand No?
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May 3
Might seem strange but feeling more positive for next season then I did this time last year.
Hoping we hold on to Mols, Bails, the same as last few transfer windows, but adding Gotts, and Senior into that key player list. Four top players who can conquer the league next season.
Exactly one year ago, we were crowned League Two champions for a record-equalling fourth time! 🏆
The greatest pub team on planet Earth. 🔴⚪️
#DRFC
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Apr 24
It amazes me that scaffolding Companies like Elite Scaffolding Yorkshire Ltd can claim that they are health and safety focused but then block pavements and drop kerbs and tell disabled people that they "do not give a shit about their safety".
Today in York
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Apr 17
25 years ago I said to my Coventry City supporting father that relegation was probably needed as years of battling at the wrong end of the table was morale sapping.
He told me that they would never be back.
Had to fall further before it became possible to build stronger. #PUSB
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Apr 16
The Dissolution of the monasteries by Henry VIII was the first example of an ex-Priory date.
#LunchPun
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Apr 10
An election law expert, a military expert, and someone looking for a blocked drain walked into the Oval office.
President Trump looks up and says "Iran!"
And all three had the answer to what went wrong.
#LunchPun
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Apr 8
The sun's out, the washing's out, the Vortex is out! I gave the cats some harness time. She seemed to enjoy it.
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Apr 8
I have decided to try and make my money go further.
Just purchased a round the world ticket for my wallet.
Feel worse off to be honest.
#LunchPun
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