Comedian/Writer
Joined March 2014
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9 Nov 2018
[On set of the hit Swedish TV show "So You Think You Can Flørgën"]
Contestant: *Begins to flärgën*
Judge: It's a no from me
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3 Nov 2025
politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away
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27 Oct 2025
Incredible job to whoever chose this picture under the critical reception part for Mariah Carey’s Glitter (2001) page on Wikipedia
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this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5
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23 Oct 2025
woke john mayer: your body is on stolen land
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5 Oct 2025
the longer you use an app, the more difficult it should be to scroll. each scroll should ratchet up the resistance until it takes a massive amount of physical effort to move the page, like trying to pedal uphill
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it’s funny that trump had to deal with elon musk for a few months and came away going “we really have to destroy autism”
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22 Sep 2025
The glug glug glug sound when you pour from a big bottle, that’s not real. They add that.
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17 Sep 2025
I hope we all recognize that late night tv hosts are being held to a higher standard than our elected leaders and the current regime
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16 Sep 2025
Just got a message from someone that my comedy show run by two straight white guys is “too trans” to go to, so I’d say we’re definitely entering a very normal time in America
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12 Sep 2025
I plead with my MAGA friends out there, do not take out your anger about Charlie Kirk’s death on young white men, they are not all killers!
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12 Sep 2025
Literally less than 2 hours apart...
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12 Sep 2025
RT @poetickate: being a native utahn is so interesting because everyone’s out here like “COLLEGE RADICALIZED CHARLIE KIRK’S ASSASSIN”
yea…
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