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I'm guessing Minnie uses mouse pads when it's that time of the month. go.bdsmgalls.net/rosa
go.bdsmgalls.net/jacklyn Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life.
go.bdsmgalls.net/georgia The "PB&HJ" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory.
If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in. go.bdsmgalls.net/joan
go.bdsmgalls.net/daisy Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag. go.bdsmgalls.net/jesus
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/rene Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/tina I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/lottie "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos
If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/angie
If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/carla
It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you shorturl.xaijo.com/douglas
So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go "pro"? bitly.xaijo.com/paige
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/helen Instead of "single" as a marital status, it should read "independently owned and operatedâ
Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/bernad…
gnail.in/jean Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!
If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT?? bitly.xaijo.com/cassie
Fuck! I have to fly to California to prevent a forest fire. THIS IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY! bitly.xaijo.com/sidney