Irreverent Mormon, Family Man, Lover to Megatron
Joined September 2008
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14 Jul 2025
The 15 year old wants to start a food truck. He is in ideation stage. Can you help him solidify his menu with a short form of what you would like to see on it? docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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17 Mar 2025
I love this story. Everyone in life normally only gets a handful of chances like this. youtube.com/shorts/ASqh2cY5T…
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28 Dec 2024
Time to reconnect with nature and spend time with the man-child. Amazed how vision and hearing improves after just a couple of days out here.
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9 Nov 2024
Range day. I can actually share photos like this in this platform.
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7 Oct 2024
Both parties right now: “vote for me, I can make it better!”
Both parties in 12 months: “well if the other party would just pass what I want it would be better!”
Prove me wrong.
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28 Jun 2024
I’m mean, it might be easier to stomach than this till November.
28 Jun 2024
That's it folks. Cancel the election. Let's settle this on the golf course. Winner takes all. The only way to do it.
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24 Dec 2023
Merry Christmas!!enjoy whatever holiday you are celebrating with time at home with family.
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6 Dec 2023
The @nyjets understand customer service. Everyone is a frontline employee asking for the sale.
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28 Nov 2023
My wife told me I need to up our Christmas decor in the yard. How do I get one of those inflatable's that lights up of @SnoopDogg on a stoop?!?!?
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27 Nov 2023
Nothing makes me feel better about something than the government getting involved.
27 Nov 2023
NEW: @POTUS and @SecMayorkas unveiled the Supply Chain Resilience Center (SCRC), a new U.S. government entity designed to collaborate with the private sector to better secure our supply chains. Learn more: dhs.gov/news/2023/11/27/bide…
ALT Press Release Biden-Harris Administration Announces Supply Chain Resilience Center to Protect U.S. Supply Chain from Evolving Threats
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27 Nov 2023
Saw a meme that said "How am I supposed to go back to work today? I don't even remember what it is I do!". It's been nice having a long weekend off.
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14 Nov 2023
I’m convinced that @SHAQ is acting how I would if I won the lottery. If you hate Shaw, you might not be making it into heaven.
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13 Nov 2023
The Friday after Thanksgiving I'll be at the Pearl helping people with the Texas Giving Machine at the Pearl. Wonder what the donations go to or how it works? Here is a short video that shows how it works.
youtube.com/watch?v=v-WCi4i1…
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27 Oct 2023
It's been a year since Elon took over. I thought Rome was going to burn down or something?
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26 Oct 2023
I was just realizing I was hungry and thought about lunch. Then I thought, did I miss breakfast? Nah, forgot I had chips and @HEB queso. It's got dairy, veggies, and protein!
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25 Sep 2023
If @Phixate and crew didn’t play so early in the day they would have a chance at these two guys.
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4 Sep 2023
Dear @cpsenergy
Two things. 1. Come tell me you’re working on my gas meter. It may save a life. Homeboy was wearing a uniform but I kept an eye on him. 2. Maybe don’t leave a set of almost 3 inch screw in the yard for me to find while mowing.
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