As a kid who grew up in the 80s with sneaking to watch Cinemax Late Nights, the new Emmanuel reboot on @HBOMax sucked.

When I dictate things to Siri, she always misspells my kid’s name. Is there a way to correct this?

I use GIFs from Stripes on a regular basis. I was hunting a GIF for Pope Francis. As far as algorithms go, It was a perfect storm

Does anyone besides me break the 4th wall and look at the camera during the day, like regularly?

I’ve got a new light on my iPad. What’s this mean?

In an underrated moment in basketball history, Dr. James Naismith blocks his wife's weak shit and tells her not to bring Kool-Aid to a grown man's party.

Holy shit! Bruce Springsteen, with one of the most eloquent endorsements for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz you'll hear. The Boss also delivered one of the strongest repudiations of the loathsome piece of shit I've heard from anyone. Let's fucking go‼️🙌🌊🇺🇸

Imagine teaching an entire generation of Christians that using Christ's name as a cuss word was taking his name in vain, all while using him as a mascot for guns, money, and political power. Then wondering why that generation is now critiquing your brand of Christianity.

Hey @DCOfficial , this is from Doomsday. And per this picture, next summer we’re getting a crossover / event called “The Time Masters”. Just a reminder.

A Christianity that believes it needs a president, legislation and a government to ensure its survival is a Christianity that is centered on the worship of its own power rather than faithfully relying on the power of Christ. Christ is just its mascot for its political ideology.

I just don’t think we Christians realize how fragile we make Christianity look when we act as though our faith is threatened by every political and cultural shift. When we act as though our faith needs a political party and an authoritarian president in order to survive.

In a plane. My family is on a different row. Roxanne by the Police is on my AirPods. I didn’t realize I was getting into the song and doing my own karaoke and air band. Young lady next to me thinks I’m nuts, I’m sure.

When I was younger, I really thought when I grew up I’d need to tell whatever group I was with “Let’s synchronize our watches.” At least once. It’s kinda let me down.

If Trump becomes president again, after all we know ,and you supported his campaign you will have participated in the end of American democracy. You will not be rewarded by your leader beyond a rush you might seek for upending civility. You aren't part of his plan. He is the entirety of his plan and the future will belong to him. Not you. You won't get a thank you or a knowing nod. He will allow you to buy trinkets with his image and name emblazoned. Trump is a despicable example of human kind. Devoid of compassion. Devoid of any respect for knowledge and education. Trump is the fully realized Id. He will have no guardians , no guard rails and no shame. He cannot tell the difference between what he is and what he wants. There is none when you analyze the situation. He flunks Descarte's building block syllogism automatically. He can't think so no therefore. Ego driven rage and revenge. If you're inclined to assist him please rethink your reasons. #Trump

You think I could make a Halloween costume of this? Cardboard and blue duct tape? Maybe some special features?

This morning, I successfully flipped and separated two pancakes that had bled into one.

Things that matter…but don’t really matter: Folding a towel correctly.

Does anyone outside of Arkansas have any interest in this Shiny Happy People thing on the Amazon? (I hope not…Because again… we’re not all like this.)

Saturday Physio Confession: I f@cking hate documentation.

Hey @ratemyskyperoom , I’m redoing my office in case CNBC ever comes calling and needs a physical therapist to color commentate health care spending. I know I’ve got a cord violation and I’m working on this as we speak.