It’s not the destination that matters, it’s where your journey takes you.
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12 Nov 2024
Unless you're explaining how you broke the light barrier, cured all forms of cancer, or achieved cold fusion you should never, ever be allowed to give one of these stupid talks wearing one of these stupid mics and using this stupid tone. Period.
Should your tax dollars really be paying for an organization run by people who think the truth is a “distraction”?
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20 Apr 2024
Your feel-good post of the day!
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16 Aug 2022
19 mil,
I say that's the bill,
if you want to have,
my house on the hill
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16 Aug 2022
When the 4 million bedbugs are the least disgusting thing on a mattress.
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10 Aug 2022
People quit their jobs all the time, ergo Nixon's resignation was not unprecedented.
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10 Aug 2022
This ride was made for an Applebee's parking lot
9 Aug 2022
The animatronic presidents at Disney World break down less often than this one.
9 Aug 2022
All it takes is like 5 seconds for Joe Biden to forget he shook Chuck Schumer’s hand.
Scary.
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8 Aug 2022
Also need to look into whether Trudeau is really Blippi
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28 Jul 2022
Should've blasted this shit in Guantanamo instead of death metal. Would've had Bin Ladin by the end of 2002.
Democrats want to force six year olds in every school in America to listen to this.
25 Jul 2022
Tell me, how many lights do you see? RIP.
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18 Jul 2022
Surprised he didn't just go with "2 weeks"
18 Jul 2022
Anthony Fauci said he will retire by the end of Biden’s term but hasn't picked a date. He's led the government's infectious-disease institute since 1984. on.wsj.com/3OfINPo
22 Jun 2022
Also seen on the cover of "We're Pregnant: The First-Time Dad's Pregnancy Handbook"
26 May 2022
More specifically, it’s an anger generator, which in turn is a pleasure generator, which is all very sad.
17 May 2022
“…people losing their jobs, losing their homes, but even more importantly, losing hope.” Someone actually wrote those words. Who needs a job or a home when you’ve got hope, amirite!
2 Feb 2022
No one should be fired for saying stupid things. But everyone should be fired for saying stupid things if anyone is going to be fired for saying stupid things.
2 Feb 2022
My "Don't Fire @WhoopiGoldberg" monologue coming up. Ignorance isn't an end state. She can learn about the Holocaust and we'd all be better for it. But cancelling people for ignorance? You'd wipe out 2/3rds of talking heads on TV.
1 Dec 2021
I'd be like "hmm, shockwaves from real explosions only a few miles away have taken longer to reach me than this one did, which originated roughly 240K miles away." But I guess waiting a realistic amount of time to hear the boom would require an 8-hour video at a minimum.
7 Jan 2021
Hyper-connectivity is a highly effective Halt-and-Catch-Fire mechanism for the human mind, one that is causing a psychological failure cascade in the first world.