⍲ Afterglosounds@gmail.com ⍲Tristan ⍲
Joined January 2012
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3 Dec 2018
This just how people from Michigan get baptized
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
Jun 2
the way it’s not even tiktok that caused this but this fuckass bird animation 😭
Jun 2
Billboard Hot 100: #30(new) Chicago, Michael Jackson.
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
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Bottomless Apps are $9.99 for your group, not per person
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
Mar 31
okay now give the imax screens back to project hail mary
Mar 31
‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’ debuts at 50% on Rotten Tomatoes from 42 reviews.
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
His team: *Somehow makes a miracle shot to send them to the Final Four*
Dan Hurley to the refs for no reason:
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Mar 30
I’m really upset Project Hail Mary is getting replaced at the only IMAX near me by freaking Mario smh
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As per usual, Earth mogs without even trying.
Mar 26
There have been thousands of generations of humans, and you are alive to witness the first photo of a Sunset on another World.
This is a real photo of the sunset on Mars.😮
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
Jan 27
You know it’s a fucking party when the original and remake versions of RoboCop are linking up. Then you’ve got two David Spades from Emperor’s New Groove. If I were there, I’d be in the process of blacking out.
never thought i’d see scooter and skeeter in one of these parades this is gnarly
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Jan 15
Accurate
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
21 Nov 2025
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13 Nov 2025
Less than one million dollars to screw over millions of people
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
4 Nov 2025
Letting the big fitz do the talking tonight.
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
27 Oct 2025
alan wake:
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
25 Oct 2025
AI has become a fantastic litmus test to figure out who's an actual thinking, conscious person and who's just responding to shapes and colors in front of them like a flatworm with primitive eyespots that detect light
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𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙡𝙤 ⍲ retweeted
6 Oct 2025
Thanks for all the messages checking on me - I’m all good. I’ve played through some tough hits before 😏
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