I don’t take myself seriously and neither should you.

Joined March 2011
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Dort resorts to trying to take out knees since his talent is mid at best.
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If @OfficialNBARefs conducted a 9 box exercise, Tony Brothers is definitely low low.
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Dort weights 1000 lbs and acts like he is pushed around with ease. What a weak way to play basketball. @nba allows this to happen.
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GO SPURS GO
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Mr Somebody retweeted
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Mr Somebody retweeted
🚨 #GIVEAWAY! 🚨 Enter for a chance to win a custom-ordered Bettinardi Putter! To Enter: β›³ Comment Your Favorite PGA Championship Memory! β›³ Comment the Bettinardi Putter you'd want (All In-Line Series: 2026 BB Series, Antidote, Queen B, etc.) β›³ Like & Share Post Follow @2ndswinggolf! Good Luck! *Will choose random winner among all entries. *Must submit entry prior to end of the Championship. *Will announce winner next week! Disclaimer: This contest is in no way affiliated with the PGA Championship. 2nd Swing Contest rules apply.
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Mr Somebody retweeted
🚨 #GIVEAWAY! 🚨 We're giving away not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 Custom Stamped Vokey SM11 Wedges to 4 different golfers. Your Wedge Options: 50.08F, 52.08F, 54.10S, 56.12D, 58.04T, and a 60.06K To Enter: β›³ Comment which wedge you would like! β›³ Like & Share Post Follow @2ndSwingGolf β›³ Tag your playing partners in the comments *Will randomly choose 4 winners among all entries *Will announce winners next week *Must submit entry prior by end of day this Sunday DISCLAIMER: This Giveaway is in no way affiliated with the PGA Championship. 2nd Swing Contest rules apply.
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Mr Somebody retweeted
🚨 #GIVEAWAY! 🚨 It's the year's 2nd Major, so let's give away a 2nd Putter today! We are giving away a custom L.A.B. Putter to 1 lucky golfer (Any model, No TPT Shafts) To enter: β›³ Comment the L.A.B Putter you'd want (include your specs) β›³ Tag your playing partners in your comment β›³ Like & Share Post Must Follow @2ndSwingGolf! Good Luck! *Will choose random winner among all entries *Must submit entry prior to end of the Championship *Will announce winner next week! Disclaimer: This contest is in no way affiliated with the PGA Championship. 2nd Swing Contest rules apply.
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Everyone shoots 3s in the NBA so the celebration of making a 3 is just annoying. Even when my team does it.
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The Spurs are putting belt to ass tonight.
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Mr Somebody retweeted
SERIES W!!!
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Thank you @PGATSS for sending this awesome mallet putter cover. My daughter will love it!
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Mr Somebody retweeted
500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job
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Today I saw an @SATXPolice driver with a cell phone to his ear having a conversation on 410. I got a ticket when put my overheating phone up to an air vent to cool off. The social contract is one sided.
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My daughter would love the mallet putter cover!
First Major @odysseygolf Headcover Giveaway 🌺 Here's how to win: βœ… Repost and tell us which one you want: Driver, Blade Putter, or Center-Shafted Mallet βœ… Follow @PGATSS @odysseygolf That's it!
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I’m going with JJ for the win after his performance in San Antonio!
🌺 MASTERS GIVEAWAY 🌺 Win a PRO X Rangefinder with our custom Azalea plate πŸ”₯ Want it in your bag for this season? πŸ‘‡ β€’ Like & repost β€’ Comment your prediction for the Green jacket this week β€’ Follow @shotscope Winner DM’d by us after the final round. Good luck!
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(866) 458-1428 this number is a scam. Everyone please call it and tell them you need their information! Have fun!
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This is the image I see. A guy going to die in prison for molesting children and religious leaders praying over the man that pardoned him. They can fuck right off with their fake Christianity.
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Mr Somebody retweeted
ICE Barbie @KristiNoem is out at DHS and this dipshit @MarkwayneMullin is in
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