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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 
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Doc: Don't worry, the x-ray is safe The doctor when you're getting the X-ray:
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I too am a trillionaire @elonmusk , congrats welcome to the club 🙏💪🏽
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AI will revolutionize health care and save more lives over the next 2 decades than anything ever before it. Remember that as you see people protesting new AI data centers. It may just be your loved one saved by AI.
Sepsis kills more people in American hospitals than heart attacks. 350,000 deaths a year, and the reason is brutally simple: the early warning signs are almost invisible. A slightly elevated heart rate. A small temperature shift. A lab value drifting in the wrong direction. Each one looks like noise on a busy ward. By the time the pattern is obvious to a human, the patient is hours into a cascade toward organ failure, and every hour of delayed antibiotics raises mortality. Tampa General built a system on Palantir's Foundry that watches roughly 1,000 inpatients continuously. Vitals, labs, medication records, clinician notes, all scanned in real time for the pattern no single nurse can see across 12 beds at 3am. When risk crosses a threshold, a rapid response team gets paged. Humans still make every treatment decision. The software just compresses detection from hours to minutes. The results since 2022: overall sepsis mortality cut in half, 48-hour deaths down 68%, length of stay down 30%, roughly 900 lives saved. At one hospital. Now run the national math. There are about 6,100 hospitals in the US. If even the 500 largest matched these numbers, you'd be looking at tens of thousands of lives a year from a single use case. The treatment for sepsis hasn't changed. Antibiotics and fluids, same as decades ago. The entire gain comes from starting them earlier. The hardest problem in medicine was never the cure. It was noticing in time.
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"@grok , if I cut grass around a tree will the tree look taller?" Grok:
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Agreeable Greg retweeted
Replying to @NicHulscher
That’s why you need to use one with non nano zinc oxide and organic ingredients like Magic Moo Tallows Sun Protectant, they use 25% non nano zinc oxide which = about a 40-45 SPF but can’t be absorbed into blood stream. magicmootallow.com/products/…
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I can’t be the only one who sees it right?
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So glad we pay the highest gas taxes and car registration fees in the country in exchange for these smooth non pot hole roads 🙄🙏 California life
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Agreeable Greg retweeted
So I ordered a burrito "to go" with no olives. This was on top of the box 😭
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How many buffets though? 🤔
Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people. The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members. "The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says. The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas. The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more. The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters. Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years. Insane.
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lol so hackers are using weaknesses in Meta AI assistant to steal OG / high value usernames. Convincing the AI to change the emails on the accounts and then swapping the usernames.@ HEY , Escaped and others have been hit so far. Been going on for 3 days now and still no stopping it by @Meta 🤷🏽‍♂️ This is how they do it: Instagram accounts stolen via Meta exploit Attackers match an account's country with a VPN, start a password reset, then convince Meta AI to swap the email.
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Make sure 2fa is on. Seems to slow them down some.
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Agreeable Greg retweeted
lol so hackers are using weaknesses in Meta AI assistant to steal OG / high value usernames. Convincing the AI to change the emails on the accounts and then swapping the usernames.@ HEY , Escaped and others have been hit so far. Been going on for 3 days now and still no stopping it by @Meta 🤷🏽‍♂️ This is how they do it: Instagram accounts stolen via Meta exploit Attackers match an account's country with a VPN, start a password reset, then convince Meta AI to swap the email.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to put a “p” in “receipt” was an idiopt

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walmart got father's day cards in packs of 4 for those of you that need them
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“you single?” nah im in an isolationship
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wild how about 20 years ago, we used to buy ringtones. fast forward to now, I've had my phone on silent for 9 years...

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don’t forget that empty spot in your bed is meant for snacks not a liar
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Agreeable Greg retweeted
I’m not mature enough for this sign 😭😂
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