In Japan, there's a law that says California rolls aren't sushi.
If you say you ate sushi and it turns out to be a California roll, you'll have to leave your job.🤣🤣🤣
Dear Japanese X,
Texas law requires us to have at least one freezer full of cow.
We are also required to submit our bbq to the state and those that fail those two requirements must leave the state within 60 days. 😂