ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD AND ALL VIEWS ARE PERSONAL. I used to be at @twitter @starsportsindia now I'm making content for the Olympics.
Joined June 2009
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Sai K retweeted
Jun 16
one day you receive your first microsoft teams message and then it just keeps happening to you for the next 50 years
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Jun 12
A certified GOAT.
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Sai K retweeted
Jun 10
There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either
“US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus”
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“59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”
Jun 8
🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸
The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿
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Sai K retweeted
I don't even think Gareth Southgate would pick Gareth Southgate as often as I pick Gareth Southgate in this game.
Inspired by 82-0.com, but for football.
Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.
Can you go 38-0?
38-0.app/game
#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague
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Sai K retweeted
being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video
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May 25
My absolute hero.
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May 12
This is like the Powerpuff girls episode where the world loses colour. TF.
May 12
Unintended consequences of war in the Gulf: Japan’s most famous potato chips brand will change packaging to black and white due to shortage of petroleum-based colourants
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Apr 28
5 minutes of football tomorrow to completely send our brains in the opposite direction incoming.
45 minutes to remind you why you love football so much and now a reminder of what they've done to it.
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Apr 20
Manchester City V Arsenal - 19 April 2026.
Apr 19
Man won the Delaware marathon after sprinting to the finish as his opponent was celebrating, thinking he won
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Apr 18
Watching Ruturaj Gaikwad every CSK game do the same thing over and over again.
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Apr 17
If Brock Lesnar was an avacado.
Apr 16
Babe what's wrong? You've barely touched your aguacate mantequilla, an avocado variety native to Yucatán that grows up to 2kg and 10x the size of a Hass.
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Apr 14
If Pakistani Twitter cooked with the JD Vance content, the Trump content will be a whole meal.
Apr 14
Reporting in Pakistani media suggests that President Trump will be traveling to Pakistan on Thursday.
◾According to Pakistani journalists, US President Trump is likely to attend the second round of US-IRAN talks.
◾ Unverified media reports suggest that Trump will meet Iran's delegation and finalize the US-Iran deal.
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Sai K retweeted
Asha Bhosle first sung a song professionally in 1943. her last song was two months ago. that’s an 83-year career. it’s kind mindboggling to imagine
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Sai K retweeted
Hearing reports Babar Azam will be addressing JD Vance by his full name:
Jee Definitely Vance.
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Apr 9
Can’t wait for the Shia-Catholic alliance
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