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QUESTION FOR THE TL Imagine you have a girlfriend whom you are committed to spending the rest of your life with, but she cheats on you repeatedly. One thing leads to another, you find out, and she confesses. Heartbroken and furious, you break it off. In your anger, you send her threatening WhatsApp messages, venting your rage. She begs for forgiveness, but in a moment of weakness or spite you demand "one last hookup" before cutting ties completely. She comes over and stays the night. The next morning, you wake up to use the bathroom. Still harboring resentment, you slap her to wake her up… no response. You shake her, but she doesn't move. Panic sets in as reality hits: she is dead in your apartment. Note: A subsequent autopsy reveals she actually died of poisoning. How do you get out of this? Lawyers, over to you: what is the next move?
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The wanna-be GOAT and the real GOAT.
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The wanna-be GOAT and the real GOAT.
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Husband told his wife that the cloth she’s wearing is too revealing and she changed it immediately to another one. She got to the even and her friends noticed her own cloth is different from the other, she explained that her husband does not like the style so she had to change. They all understood. After the gathering, one of them who is a single mother of three due to divorce started messaging her that she’s letting her husband control her life and she shouldn’t be a slave to any man bla bla bla. She blocked her immediately before she sends further messages.
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A lady I know is 28 years old and has never seen her period before. When she told me she has never bought a pad in her life, I was shocked. What surprised me even more is that she hasn't told her boyfriend. I'm genuinely worried. Is this normal? Has anyone here ever met someone with a similar experience?
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Dear @X I love you so much. I’m not against you at all. You don’t want to pay me because I’m not posting my own original content....it's okay, I respect your decision. But I’m sharing other people’s content, and you’re still running your ads on my posts. You shouldn’t be allowed to run ads on other people’s content either! You should only run ads on accounts that actually create their own original content. Please remove your ads from my page! If you’re going to keep running ads on my page, then you have to pay me! I will keep posting about this until you fix this situation... Best regards...
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RT @KingIbukunoluwa: i have cancelled my X subscription, i can’t keep feeding you while you will keep using bots to respond to my appeals i…
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When they said don’t ride them scooter two persons it’s very important 🥹😂
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Messi has nothing to prove to anyone; he is the best there’ll ever be 🐐
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Oluwadollarz remains a 🐐
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Good morning, people of X. Greet me back for unlimited blessings this week.
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Life doesn't always go the way we want it, and yes, that's still life… we keep living.
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Your new home if she refuses to wake up especially after choking her during tlof tlof 👇👇👇

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i need a woman to fold in half like a taco, lift her up to my waist level and have consensual sex with her until she passes out
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Psalm 16vs11
QUOTE A BIBLE VERSE with your deepest desires right now.
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No bras and panties😭😭😭 So this is how bottle girls work???🤔abo "I'm a faithful girlfriend,my work doesn't define me"😂😂
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"Until Selena or her team speaks on this directly, I’m not running with rumors. Y’all be safe out here 👀
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Selena Gomez went live and REVEALED that she’s in the Diddy files on a s*x tape, says she was paid $3.5M and she really needed the money. Gomez said she would rather come clean before it gets leaked 😳👀 “Money talks” “And trust me your favorite celebrities are all in the files”
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The video depicts a fake Instagram Live from accounts with misspelled usernames like "selenagomezez" and "selenanagonu", not Selena Gomez's official account. instagram.com/selenagomez/
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The populace is always a wild beast when it breaks its chains, and it always turns first upon those who held the whip. — Niccolò Machiavelli Nigerian politicians are not seeing the writing… it’s almost there
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If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. John F. Kennedy
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Be like na inside AC suite the kidnappers camp these ones, see as they fresh. Levels don dey inside this kidnappings
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