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Alan Garber Tho @AlanGarberOG

What up yall its Alan M. Garber, the most ballin Provost Harvard University ever seen! It aint easy to run a school on good looks but damn if I dont pull it off

Joined December 2012
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FYI Newly renovated Quincy will still be referred to as Old Quincy so that New Quincy- soon to be the Older Quincy- can still be New Quincy
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For this university to move forward we must replace the Dhall mints with caramel creams #number1priority
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This just in: Harvard University uncovered to be elaborate front just for Mankiw to sell textbooks. #elaborateruse #supplyanddemand
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Flyby needs some mo' better articles I mean for real, Hitler's been up there for 2 weeks now
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Yo @Mike_Parzen_Tho props on the PTP love my man. 4th place aint bad but son you got beat by Folk and Myth ahaha oh man bit.ly/V6R74x

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Lamont staff want to remind yall that even tho you CAN request every Playboy since 1970 be scanned and emailed to you dont mean you SHOULD
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'oh I live in Cambridge I wanna go into my dorm'. Nooope! We got rulez for a reason- piggybacking is a felony offense. #gatewaycrime
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Happy to announce @ChrisBrown will be headlining YardFest this year! It's OK though, we're gonna rig the mic to shock him when he touches it
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Fresh for '13- you suckas! WGS 111- Recontextualizing Swag ECON 1505- Fiscal Dynamics of Pimping CHEM 72 Metallurgy of Bling
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I'mma solve every single problem at Harvard by giving Stressbusters like 5000 dollars #alsohappyhour #topshelfonly
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Webster's defines 'Provost' as "he who possesses the biggest academic dick on campus"
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Clarification of my previous tweet: #chanukah #sunset
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This 4:20, light 'em if you got 'em
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everybody on harvardfml needs a backhand slap of perspective to da face. You people are smart, get out there and fake it till you make it
No finals on Sunday because its yo' day of rest hahahahahaha I crack me up
Just had the best idea next Chanukah we're getting a giant menorah with-wait for it- eight lava lamps. Damn. #visionary
This Chanukah light an extra candle and pray a little harder for all that good shit- peace on earth, goodwill towards men (and honeys)
Realtalk social choice fund is dope and all but not thrilled with fewer dolla billz- my cashflow be ruthless. Back to dolphin tuna fools
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Alan Garber Tho retweeted
The Harvard Crimson
@thecrimson
14 Dec 2012
"You guys came from Taiwan just to see this?" "Yeah! Only to see this!" #PrimalScream thecrimson.com/you-tube-vide…

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Sup Twitter hope yall ready for Provost Alan G to drop knowledge bombs like you was Cambodia circa 1969
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