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Mostly peaceful beheading
Jun 9
🚨 BREAKING: Police say the attempted beheading of a man in Belfast is not currently being treated as terrorism
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It's all fun and games until you're drilling in an Indian burial ground
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Anyone on here looking for a really cool frac plug drill out bit? Probably best tech on that front there is?
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Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) retweeted
Jun 4
Here is an update on the landlord operation.
I have a functioning link for the gazillion people who inquired about getting trained to find H-1B landlords in their area to schedule their training. You will be getting it today. Please note that I am in Wisconsin, and in the Central time zone.
Financial institutions are beginning to be interested in my data and want to beat their competitors by calling off the loans now, before these loans fall into default in 6-12 months.
I also received my green card in the mail last night. I am no longer subject to the media ban recommended by my attorney.
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Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) retweeted
At what point will #EFT praise @oilmutt for being the first one to recognize and relentlessly expose this scheme?
🚨 A Texas oil executive who helped expand operations across the Permian Basin is now facing serious criminal charges.
Authorities arrested Vision Oil & Gas founder Josh Cohen in New York after West Texas prosecutors accused him of stealing more than $300,000 in oilfield services. He is expected to be extradited to Texas to face felony charges.
🔗 Read more at bit.ly/4oboztD
#Texas #OilAndGas #PermianBasin
ALT Josh Cohen, founder of Vision Oil & Gas, was arrested in New York on Friday.
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AI that is fake and gay
Jun 4
We just launched Canada’s new AI Strategy: AI For All.
We’re taking control of our future — with AI that’s governed by Canadian values, AI that’s accountable to Canadians, and AI that serves all Canadians.
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Canada is fake and gay, anything anyone does to it is a justified punishment from God
B.C. Review Board grants conditional discharge for child killer Allan Schoenborn
globalnews.ca/news/11890204/…
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One of my followers doesn't want to retire.
6 months old with several million progeny
Well established Barnacle in the strait of Hormuz
Makes $200k per year in CIA contract money
60,000 Barnacles coins saved
What advice would you give him?
Jun 3
One of my followers doesn’t want to retire
38 years old with a wife and kids
Makes $320k as a landman
Spends $130k/year
Here are his assets:
$60k cash
$700k 401k
$400k Roth IRA
$1.5 million home
Ford Raptor at 23% APR
Owns 6 rentals with net monthly income of $5k
Inherited mineral rights currently paying him ~$17k/month
What advice do you have for him?
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BREAKING NEWS: AXIOS REPORTING CLASHES BETWEEN THE IRGC AND BARNACLE FORCES THROUGHOUT THE GULF
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THE BARNACLES WERE SENT BY FAUCI
Jun 1
In case you haven't been paying attention
Barnacles are like covid for ships that carry oil
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NO CEASEFIRE
-IRB(arnacle)C GENERAL
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THE BARNACLE FORCES ARE DEMONSTRATING INCREASED CAPACITY
🇮🇶🇵🇦 A large Panama-flagged tanker has been hit by an explosion in Iraqi territorial waters, according to Al Arabiya.
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THE BARNACLES ARE ATTACKING
Jun 1
The UK Maritime Trade Organization reported an incident 40 miles off the coast of Umm Qasr Port in Iraq, stating that an unknown object struck the hull of a ship
#MacroEdge
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BREAKING NEWS: AXIOS REPORTING ALL BARNACLES HAVE BEEN CLEARED FROM THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
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Just watch @Tejanobrown post a rosary selfie and you'll know this isn't true
May 31
there’s no male equivalent of the thing where a girl posts a selfie and a bunch of other girls compliment her
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The lion does not concern himself with a rig service
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Remember, you can't cut off your penis if you don't eat all your vegetables
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Texberta, PhD (Goose/Farmer) retweeted
May 26
In just 16 months, I went from unmarried road gypsy to a churchgoing married homeowner expecting a child, grilling for everyone at the family get together.
Still on the road a lot, but that’s ok. Feels good man.
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