If you pay for Twitter, you're a thick div.
Joined February 2009
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Jun 11
RT @MayorofLondon: Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and compla…
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Jun 10
I preferred the first two episodes of #TipToe compared to the final three. Felt like the escalation in the final episode was ultimately quite unrealistic, though I suppose it had to be. Nowhere near as good as Queer As Folk, Cucumber or It’s A Sin, in my opinion.
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May 28
Well I do wish all the people that haven’t been going to the office in recent days could just take the rest of the week off. Why are you all back on the tube today?? I do not wish to see you.
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May 26
Bloody hell, here we go again.
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May 25
Can we please stop? I find the very mention of his name mind numbingly dull.
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DON'T. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. EPSTEIN.
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May 25
The worst UK number one singles from 1952 to 2026. According to me.
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May 24
Getting a real kick out of how many people have gone on holiday while the UK is this hot.
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May 23
I’ve never wanted to do this. Whenever I have, it’s been against my will. The inside is usually empty! Lovely, let’s sit at a table like civilised people please.
May 22
You’re only going to see this more as the weather gets better in London
Unstoppable under the sun
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May 16
Imagine the only time you leave your depressing area and come to our incredible capital city is just to march for ‘Tommy Robinson’ once a year. That’s the life of thousands of people on that depressing march. They deserve every misery.
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May 15
Maybe this latest development will finally stop me confusing Andy Burnham and David Miliband.
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May 8
Reform voters: voting for Nigel Farage and his, no doubt, disgusting breath is not going to take you back in time. You’ll still be old, you still won’t have as much money as you want and you’ll still be miserable. No political party will change that for you. All the best. 💖💕💖
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Apr 22
This is getting ridiculous. Soon every studio show will be a ‘visualised podcast’. In other words, a tv show with a smaller budget and smaller team who are doing the same amount of work. Oh, and big silly microphones in front of everyone’s faces of course. I hate it.
Apr 22
🚨 The Sun are reporting that Fleur and Janette are in fact leaving #Strictly It Takes Two — and that the BBC are planning a MAJOR revamp to the spinoff show, turning it into a VODCAST, just like The Traitors Uncloaked.
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Apr 22
I started watching #ImACeleb South Africa for Gemma Collins but have carried on even after she’s gone. It’s genuinely the best this show has been in YEARS. Probably since the Lady C series. A real shame it’s getting nowhere near the viewers that the winter series gets.
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Apr 18
Some Americanisms that are not called out enough in the UK:
People in the UK have started to say “a concussion” when we used to just say “they had concussion”.
And the same is happening for surgery. It’s “I had surgery”. It is not “I had a surgery”.
Thanks. Bye.
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Apr 12
I interviewed Julie in her dressing room last year while she was doing this play. Fabulous. A delightful person.
Apr 12
Julie Hesmondhalgh wins Best Supporting Actress for Punch #OlivierAwards
ALT A photo showing a woman looking brooding on a darkened stage
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Apr 10
A dead body was found outside this shop,police are looking for a cereal killer. Sorry could not resit repeating this.
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Apr 9
Gemma Collins never fails to be TV gold. It’s so refreshing to actually have a bit of drama on I’m A Celebrity. It’s been years! Our Gemma knows what the job is. #ImACeleb
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