Brits claim Americans are afraid of eating raw onions Me, an American, refutes by proving we eat raw onions on hamburgers Then a bunch of Americans call me stupif because hamburgers taste better?🤦‍♀️ Friendly fire. We are on the same side here! 🇺🇸

“Hello, could you cut my sandwich, please?” “No, sir,” “Why ever not?” “We are not allowed by @StarbucksUK to use knives.” A country in which cafe staff are not allowed to cut a cheese sandwich. This infantilising of adults annoys everyone but corporate risk managers.

Take them seriously.

To enact Remigration you would have to abolish the monarchy. Change my mind.

I’ve just been checked over by an ambulance after a group of foreign lads came up behind me while I was doing a debate stand, dragged me to the ground, and kicked and punched me. I passed out halfway through and don’t remember everything that happened. From what I can recall, it started while I was sitting down, and they took some of my equipment during the assault. The police arrived about five minutes after the assault, recovering as much as they could. One of my cameras exploded when they tried to seize it, or steal it. Instead of running away with it, they destroyed it, causing the battery to explode. However, I have the SD card, and we'll be checking whether the footage is still there so they can identify what actually happened. Members from Stand Up to Racism were counter-protesting, and they were egging them on and filming it. The police did nothing to stop the counter-protesters or retrieve the footage to see what actually happened. I’ll be going to the hospital now, as I have a cut and a number of marks on my neck, bruises on my face and the top of my head, and cuts running down my back.

Miracle Whip is disgusting American poverty food. Most people make fun of it.

What is scampi?

The 70% of parents who agreed with this shit in the consultations were too stupid to realise that none of this is about child safety 🤣 just being used for foolishness

Is it good?

Spam is the state food of Hawaii. They got addicted to it during the war. I think that’s the Brits’ excuse too for these monstrosities.

We all love Fish and Chips. But there is a special place in the pantheon of English cuisine for Scampi and Chips.

THERE WERE SIX GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR

Anyone who thinks this is a bad idea is either being disingenuous or is a danger. Zero middle ground i'm afraid lads.

McDonald's announced they're replacing cashiers with kiosks in California just after the $20 minimum wage kicked in. Shocking to absolutely no one who understands basic economics. When you artificially price labor above its market value, employers find substitutes. Machines, automation, or they simply eliminate positions entirely. The teenagers who desperately need that first job experience? Gone. The single mother trying to re-enter the workforce after years away? Priced out by someone with more skills. You've just created a legal barrier that prevents the least skilled workers from competing on the one thing they had going for them: willingness to work for less while they build experience. Politicians pat themselves on the back for "helping workers" while unemployment among young minorities hits double digits. The workers who keep their jobs benefit (temporarily), but the invisible victims, those who never get hired in the first place, don't make headlines. Economics doesn't care about your good intentions.

>semi-niche British food goes viral >Americans dunk on it ceaselessly >Britons either defend it poorly or half-heartedly >American tries it >It's good Many, MANY such cases.