If every chick sat down when using a public toilet then we could all sit down. Hovering only leads to your piss on the seat. Stop it.
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13 May 2020
Wtf Page?! I thought I was your favorite actress on television?!?!?! 🔪
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12 May 2020
Hmm I only eat in public and it’s constant. With every step.
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12 May 2020
This post and every comment that follows is making me laugh so hard. 🤣🤣🤣 ❤️❤️❤️
12 May 2020
Not gonna lie I underestimated Jeff Goldblum until the spinning heel kick.
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12 May 2020
Who wrote this for @RachelBros ? #MrsMaisel
11 May 2020
.@RachelBros: "Working with @AlexBorstein is a dream. She makes me laugh every day." @MaiselTV #MaiselMonday
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Who gives a shit? #namaste
12 May 2020
My *only* gripe with the show is...where the hell are the kids? Like, who's watching them?
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🎤 dropped
11 May 2020
.@SteveSchmidtSES: "If Barack Obama was the president of the United States, this would not have happened. We would have had competent professional people ... not the confederacy of dunces that we see running around the West Wing."
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11 May 2020
I don’t know, maybe put the selfie stick down?
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11 May 2020
😂😂😂
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10 May 2020
That’s where the batteries are.
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10 May 2020
Happy Mother’s Day to the most fabulous bitch on this planet. And thank you.
Thank you for my attitude problem. Thank you for my appetite for life. Thank you for loving me even when I felt unloveable.
Nagyon szeretlek. ❤️❤️❤️#boldoganyáknapját #HappyMothersDay
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10 May 2020
My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this #mothersday e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂❤️
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10 May 2020
“Happy Mother Fucker Day!”
- Lois’ words when that horizontal head came out of her vertical vagina.
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To all the queens of pain out there who persist nevertheless.
@FamilyGuyonFOX #familyguy #familygal #mothersday2020
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10 May 2020
“Let us pray for the eel.” Referring to the sea snake on her right. 🐍
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9 May 2020
Ep. 5 of 15 minute Yoga Burst is available on IGTV now. Celebrate #vesak #thesak 🌚 #namaste
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9 May 2020
how come every single time I find a dairy alternative that I actually like, some bad news comes out about it?
cnn.it/2YGuWeJ
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9 May 2020
🤣🤣🤣 this idiot is whiter and softer than the bread he can’t toast.
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9 May 2020
Ha! Every other country only has one zero. Look how many zeros the US has!!!
— Donald Trump, King of the Zeros
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