You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not
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Alex Clements retweeted
9 Dec 2024
🚨 DARTS GIVEAWAY 🚨
🎯 We've got ONE pair of tickets to give away for the AFTERNOON session at the Paddy Power World Darts Championship on Monday 1⃣6⃣th December.
For a chance to win those tix, simply REPOST this post 👇
Only enter if you're sure you can attend. T&Cs below.
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Alex Clements retweeted
3 Nov 2023
Siya passing down Long and seeing one of our members @alexclem93 on a balcony!
Kolisi did a direct point, he knows ! #YNWA #LFCCapeTown
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We're giving away a pair of tickets for St Patricks Thursday at the Cheltenham Festival next week!
All you have to do is RT this post and make sure you're following us.
One randomly chosen Winner announced at 6:50pm.
Good luck!
Terms: corl.me/tsJInB
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4 Feb 2018
#coachquiz your hotel neighbour woke up you and your “girlfriend” to congratulate you on having a “girlfriend” despite that horrendous ginger beard... fair play
9 Nov 2016
That poor baby iguana managed to escape all those racer snakes and now has to live in a world with Donald Trump as president #Elections2016
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17 Oct 2016
I swear my new phone is taking the piss out of me, all my photos from before June are inaccessible apart from one photo of @TheRock
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14 Oct 2016
Drinking own brand lager alone on a train listening to Sia... Friday nights don't get bigger than this
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27 Sep 2016
Adam Lallana scored every single goal for England under their statistically greatest ever manager... England greatest ever player 🙌
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9 Aug 2016
Hardest thing about coming home from 6 months travelling is pretending I'm as excited to see my family as I am to play Pokemon Go...
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22 Jul 2016
22/07/16 13:55pm depart Fiji airport
22/07/16 00:35am arrive in Hawaii
Mad shit.
27 Jun 2016
BREAKING NEWS: England embarrassingly dumped out of Europe's elite.
In other news England lose football game
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24 Jun 2016
Fuck sake Britain this is why Simon Cowell has to rig the X factor every year, you pricks can't be trusted with a vote
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7 Jun 2016
Having to wait half an hour for Maccies toilets to open so I can sleep in them may genuinely be the most bleak my life has ever been...
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19 Apr 2016
Best Bali wishes to the black & gold boys & gals of @ShefUniHockey on Varsity day! #SUvarsity #PolyBashing #GB63
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3 Mar 2016
Cambodians must be belter at Tetris. Got in a 9-seat minibus today with 4 travellers, all our bags, 13 locals and 2 chickens... A fun 6 hrs
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3 Feb 2016
Lasted 24 minutes into Thailand before getting the shits, gunna be a loose 7 months #DiarrheaPun
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14 Jan 2016
Wish everyone would fuck off telling me that Snape dies I'm only up to Goblet of Fire.