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“I like knock knock jokes. You ever hear a knock knock joke Conan?”
*pause* Conan stares holding back a laugh
“Once or twice”
“Knock knock”
“*laughs* Whose there?”
“It's the police ma'am. Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead."
Jun 13
The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan
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Design I cooked up that was essentially "what if Ko is in a gacha game" - limbus company style sprites
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Jun 10
hey guys does anyone know any tips for getting across these things
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Jun 8
It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats
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Jun 8
The massive, punishing recoil of a 9mm would minimum wreck my suspension, and likely flip the whole bike over in an altercation, so sacrifices have to be made. 32 is a bit hot but the steel frame should keep the bike damage to a minimum
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Jun 7
I think I’ve found the most America coded town in all of Japan.
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Jun 7
I’m going to break your arm like it’s a crab leg you fuck
wow its so ai bro
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May 23
Alva animation, i rigged her a few weeks ago and animated this here to test the rig. ended up doing more and learned alot more in the process !
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‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons has been trapped on the Beach for 1000 years.
He is 20 years old.
(Source: Higgs Monaghan)
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*allied* VBIED!????
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george lucas, gesturing at two cloaked characters: one of these is darth truthius, he always tells the truth. and the other ... well let's just say you don't want to trust darth fibbius much
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May 30
English in New England: "Let's create the perfect society"
French in New France: "Beaver skin oh boy"
Dutch in New Amsterdam:
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May 31
“I wish I was Wasian” ok wish granted you are now Polish-Bangladeshi
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May 29
You know what? People always praise knights or samurais, and they're all nobles. We should promo some ordinary soldiers!
If you see this post, post a soldier!!
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