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Alexander P @AlexFrankP

Nebraska born and raised. JD from Ohio State. Working at UF. My favorite book and favorite Reba song are both titled The Heart is a Lonely Hunter.

Joined August 2010
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RT @jlalibs: still relevant
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If you have to wait over a minute to throw a flag for holding, it wasn’t holding
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Scott Thomas (he / him / his)@OGScottieT
30 Sep 2024
RIP Dikembe Mutombo β€” legendary player, philanthropist, and star of the greatest commercial ever:
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Justin Adams #GBR 🌽
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28 Sep 2024
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And yall thought memorial stadium was loud before? #gbr
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports
27 Sep 2024
Nebraska Has Finally Entered The 21st Century And Will Now Serve Alcohol At Their College Football Games buff.ly/3XIFgzR
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This stadium noise is lower than my watch registers when I’m yelling at stupid drivers in the car
no context college football
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21 Sep 2024
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At a certain point, if we’re calling penalties for just about anything, you encourage players and teams to do rougher and rougher hits, if they know it’s going to be called regardless
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Damn straight
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30 Aug 2024
β€œIt won’t be β€˜FOOTBALL’ until I think there’s a bullshit targeting call” -@AlexFrankP
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out of context 30 Rock@30rockposts
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Love being told to drop my bag at the β€œnortheast” bag drop when I’m going to Dallas @SouthwestAir @MCO backed up through the food court with people waiting to drop a bag.
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Taking the one unique thing about your brand and ruining it? It’s giving new Coke
WFAA
@wfaa
25 Jul 2024
BIG CHANGES: Southwest Airlines is moving to assigned seating for the first time and also offering premium options. The company says 80% of customers prefer an assigned seat. Here's the full update: wfaa.com/article/travel/sout…
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Gentleman Doofus@GentleDoofus
18 Jun 2024
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Terminally Online Leftist πŸ₯‚@terminallyOL
8 Jun 2024
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Truly awful today. There is a reason that I never come here.
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It’s their month πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’•
Backpack & Whisper, the Sewer Boys from DICKS: THE MUSICAL

ALT Backpack & Whisper, the Sewer Boys from DICKS: THE MUSICAL

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The Horror Lover
@THorror_Lover_
1 Jun 2024
Happy Pride Month πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
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KATY PERRY
@katyperry
30 May 2024
LFG
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Carl Woodward@mrcarl_woodward
28 May 2024
a cultural moment

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lesbian esq.@lesbianlawfirm
23 May 2024
call my bitch sneeze cuz her gazoon tight
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