After just over 25 hours of non-stop playing, we finally finished the #howlongathon live on Channel 4 last night! Thanks to everyone who supported in person and online, all the guests who came down to join in, and to everyone who donated.

Here’s The Horne Section’s Football Song! Filmed at Alex Horne’s Comedy Football Match last month. Let’s get it to number 1?

On a semi final question for the PCJ - that’s a good landing across the pond, innit? @AlexHorne @taskmaster

Today is the final chance to order your Taskmaster Advent Calendar! You have until midnight. Your time starts NOW! taskmasterstore.com/products…

During his visit to Frimley Park Hospital, @AlexHorne and some of the team from @NHSEngland and @FrimleyHealth spoke about Taskmaster Hospital Club and how it is improving the experience of children in hospital one task at a time. youtube.com/watch?v=1DEnNsTG…

Some heroes do wear capes. Excellent photos by Paul Gilbey Great video by NotWyll

PENALTY TO EGG UNITED @ALEXHORNE SCORES IT ON THE REBOUND 🐔 3 🥚 6

A big thank you to everyone that came to the Meadow today, a capacity crowd of over 4000 saw our 4th #ComedyFootballTrophy Your support of this event is unmatched and what a way to end the season at Chesham United Thank you to all our volunteers and those who gave up their time to play @AlexHorne is signed up to year 5. It's 2-2, we couldn't end here

Congratulations to Chicken City, 2026 Winners of the @AlexHorne Comedy Football Trophy Another fantastic event held at the home of @cheshamutdfc (which is well worth a visit) @WeeMissBea @rosentweets @tobytarrant @thisstuartlaws @MaisieAdam @JamesGillComedy @elisjames @OFalafel

And we are off, queues are very busy even 3 hours before kick off The #ComedyFootballTrophy2026 is open

Today's Amazing Adventure 😊💕

Introducing our 2026/27 kits🔥 We’re delighted to begin an exciting new era with @macronherts and continue partnerships with @taskmaster & @circlehealthgrp All while welcoming @cwd_legal as sleeve sponsors and @RiverChess as charity partner 🔗 cheshamunited.co.uk/2026/05/… Available tomorrow at the Comedy Football Trophy. Online details to follow...

Here’s how Alex comes up with his Taskmaster banter with Greg. A very well-earned £15 for Joe!

This Saturday, it’s Eggs vs Chickens! Dress code: Fancy dress preferred Merch: Exclusive football shirts and prints available Squad: Comedians, YouTubers and Chesham Utd players Sport: A bit like football, but better It’s going to be a lot of fun! 🎟️ cheshamunited.co.uk/comedy-f…

🚨 THE FINAL 250 COMEDY FOOTBALL TROPHY TICKETS ON SALE AT 6PM TONIGHT Don't miss out, you won’t be able to buy tickets on the door. If you miss out, we are really sorry and hope to see you next year! For those who already have their tickets, we will publish more info later in the week but gates open at 12 noon with the match starting at 3pm and stuff building up on the pitch from around 2pm. You can pre-order team shirts to pick up on the day if you want to represent Eggs or Chickens, or please do dress up in the fanciest garb you have. Thanks for your support! 🔗 cheshamunited.co.uk/comedy-f…

Tickets for the June pod are running low already… leicestersquaretheatre.com/s…

What a fabulous way to spend a Monday evening - so much fun! Booked again for the June show - looking forward to hearing who the guests will be. Last night Joe Marler was hilarious...

I've got to two tickets I can't use for @AlexHorne and the @hornesection at @TheRSC Swan Theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon on Thur 4 June (7pm) going for face value (£20 each). Message me if interested. Seats are front and centre of Gallery 1.

Tonight! leicestersquaretheatre.com/s…