writer, editor, naysayer. the south is home.

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time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
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adam and stacey were one of the best broadcast duos in the NBA. they were also dear friends and brothers for life. proud of him for writing this during an unimaginably hard week. nytimes.com/athletic/7342553…
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2026 RULES IMO
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FIRST OF ALL
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LOUD NOISES
time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
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me watching this football game
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a rare tweet to say literally all of y’all are at the memphis airport right now and i need to know if you heard that announcement asking the parent of the kid running up and down the escalator to “advise him to stop”
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also need to know what’s in your to-go cups
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in the power corner at city grocery, the most boots-on-the-ground shit I can give y’all
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“i was in oxford before lane kiffin and I’ll be in oxford after lane kiffin” “this sounds like white nonsense”
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“I wasn’t here for tommy tuberville but honestly I get it now, it makes sense”
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I have orchestrated many breakups in this town and nothing has been this dramatic so honestly I respect it
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the last time I let a man in oxford blah blah blah send tweet
NEWS: Ole Miss sources tell me Lane Kiffin will hold a 9am team meeting Sunday morning, and have an announcement regarding his future afterwards.
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Alex McDaniel retweeted
NEWS: Ole Miss sources tell me Lane Kiffin will hold a 9am team meeting Sunday morning, and have an announcement regarding his future afterwards.
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we have changed our minds or have we
“If I’d’ve known Lane Kiffin could’ve been our coach, I would have regular peed on the field years ago” - @AlexMcDaniel and I, tonight
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the best year in the history of my alma mater’s football team since I’ve been alive and we’re focused on a bro from nebraska send tweet
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Alex McDaniel retweeted
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Send in the SEAL team. Free my guy.
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Alex McDaniel retweeted
[ESPN, 1:30am]: let’s go live to Marty Smith for the latest on Lane Kiffin [Marty, in the parking lot of the Ole Miss FB facility]:

ALT Awkward Adam Sandler GIF

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listen, alex from the past: i know you think you want Atlanta you don’t want Atlanta you don’t have the cholesterol to want Atlanta
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2008 me is howling at these circumstances
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everyone at city grocery booed when they showed lane on TV, they’re gonna be thrilled about this
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it’s a hurri-lane party, y’all hunker down
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we love jokes but tbh the vibes are so similar to 2007 and 2011 and 2017 and 2019 bc this fan base is so used to disappointment they tend to throw their hands up and say “we might as well have a good time” and they’re right
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