i do not give facebook permission to print anything off my computer. Writer, founder w/ 2 exits. @realcoincentral mid blue belt πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡¬

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Finally crypto markets are acting rationally again and going up 10% in 30 minutes.
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Highly recommend you don’t do this
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vibe coding mfers waiting to tell opus 4.8 "make no mistakes"
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They’ve invented slop bowls from first principles
Imagine a restaurant chain called β€œMacros.” You walk in, tap your target macros into a kiosk β€” protein, carbs, fats, calories β€” and choose your preferred ingredients: chicken breast, rice, potatoes, greek yogurt, eggs, vegetables, etc. The system instantly designs the optimal meal to hit your numbers exactly. Then a cook behind the counter assembles it Chipotle-style, weighing every ingredient on a scale down to the gram. Fast food for people who track their calories. @DeanTTraining why aren’t you doing this?
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Private equity healthy snacks be like: Aunt Marsha’s gluten-free, soy-free, dairy-free farm-to-table chocolate morsels. From our loving family to yours. Processed on shared equipment with gluten, soy, dairy, weed killer, military-grade uranium, and Palantir & Peloton data.
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Vibe coding is basically speed running a computer science degree but as a D student
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Great now everyone is going to find out I’m a moron
BREAKING: Vibe-coding platform Lovable reportedly suffered a breach that exposed users’ AI chat histories, source code, & database credentials.
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Furby’s first words: Father, why am I for?? Why am I for?
It’s a work in progress, but, yes, you can run Claude Code through a Furby. Hardware: β€’ Stock Furby Connect (2016). No mods, just BLE β€’ Mac β€’ USB mic for voice capture BLE (Bleak): β€’ Connects via GATT characteristic to Furby's GeneralPlus chip β€’ Two command types: antenna LED color [0x14, R, G, B] and stock actions (eyes motors sound) [0x13, ...] β€’ Write-only β€’ Auto-reconnect on drop Voice (sounddevice Whisper): β€’ 16kHz mono stream, RMS energy detection β€’ Starts recording at 0.3s above threshold, stops after 1.5s silence β€’ Clips sent to Whisper API β†’ checked for wake phrase ("hey furby") β€’ Wake word only β†’ records a second clip for the actual command Claude Code (subprocess): β€’ Spawns claude -p "<command>" with stream-json output β€’ --dangerously-skip-permissions (no terminal to confirm) β€’ Whitelisted tools: Read, Write, Edit, Bash, Grep, Glob Resumes session for conversation context β€’ Parses stdout line by line β†’ system, assistant, result events Furby reactions: β€’ Every Claude event maps to a stock Furby action antenna color β€’ Thinking β†’ giggle purple β€’ Writing files β†’ hollywood lights green β€’ Bash β†’ ninja dream yellow β€’ Success β†’ stars gold β€’ Error β†’ eyes squeezed red β€’ 12 more Working on custom DLC eyes now: β€’ 64x64 pixel art uploaded to Furby's flash over BLE at ~4KB/s β€’ Terminal prompt, magnifying glass, loading spinner, checkmark, X mark β€’ 6-bit palette-indexed, packed 4px per 3 bytes I have a massive Furby-induced headache. Do not recommend trying this at home.
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Alex Moskov retweeted
My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.
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OpenClaw just pulled the greatest April fools day prank of all time. It just leaked my social security number, API keys, and passwords on the Internet. Seriously impressed with the product
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RIP Marcus Aurelius You would have loved posting ai slop on X starting with β€œBREAKING”
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Alex Moskov retweeted
gigafucked: - grammarly - calendly - miro - retool - webflow - langchain - writer - harvey - glean - expedia - monday fucked: - accenture - intuit - notion - jasper - canva - alphasense - postman - airtable - talkdesk - sierra - zapier - replit - solace probably fucked: - cursor - pilot - clay - mercor naively seems fucked but so competent / plugged in they seem to be figuring it out on the fly anyway: - linear
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One more bull run and it’s over for you haters
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bossa nova remixes walked so AI slop could run
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All rise for our National Anthem, followed by the dubstep remix of the We Are Charlie Kirk song
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NFT bulls be like β€œJP Morgan attached a picture in their happy new year email, we are so back”
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*chews food 3 times* ehh you get the idea *swallows*
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Me when Mike Tyson said β€œI’m Alexander he’s no Alexander”
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rappers: yall must have forgot me, brainrotted: I’m so sorry man I’m good with faces, I feel awful. Remind me your name again
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First they took all of our jobs, then they came for our rubiks cubes
This robot solving a rubiks cube in 0.103 seconds is a little preview of what "AGI" really means
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Prediction markets are the delta8 of gambling
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