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Alex Ranton retweeted
22 Apr 2020
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Alex Ranton retweeted
11 Nov 2012
Chili's is a great place to walk up to another dude and ask if he is a male-prostitute too.
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9 Aug 2012
#MalesNeedTo know their own self worth & pay no attention to any Whoaman who refuses to value & appreciate her existence.
Alex Ranton retweeted
28 Jul 2012
Here's that pretty amazing memorial segment from the opening ceremony NBC doesn't want you to know about deadsp.in/OsLREi
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Alex Ranton retweeted
21 Jul 2012
COCAINE IS NATURE'S CAPS LOCK
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Alex Ranton retweeted
18 Jul 2012
I enjoy Breaking Bad even more when I pretend that the entire series is just a prequel to Malcolm in the Middle.
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Alex Ranton retweeted
18 Jul 2012
After a short break to catch our breath, my south mouth started salivating again and needed feeding
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Alex Ranton retweeted
14 Jul 2012
If someone tells you to “listen to your body,” it’s important to immediately fart audibly, even if you have to force it & shit your pants.
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Alex Ranton retweeted
28 Jun 2012
Nigga you said you could see Russia from your backyard. RT @SarahPalinUSA: Obama lied to the American people. Again.
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28 Jun 2012
"destiny, is it just a excuse to wait for things to happen instead of them happen" #fbstatuswinner
Alex Ranton retweeted
24 Jun 2012
Every night I think I will want pancakes for breakfast the next day then every morning BAM NO INTEREST
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