There’s a moment when the noise drops away and one clear line rises a bit higher, a tad cleaner, until the only thing left is pure ascent. That’s the feeling we’re engineering at Algomash. Our AI reads the silent biomarkers written from your eyes and expression, turning the static of aging and hidden strain into a single, soaring signal of vitality. Nerve pathways supported. Friction replaced by flow. Your Sustainable Vitality Score climbing as the weight lifts. You don’t fight the current anymore. You naturally rise with it. This is what optimized biology sounds like when it finally plays at full register.

A Tufts University study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences analyzed 45 years of U.S. mortality data and found that Americans born after 1970 experience higher death rates in middle age (ages 30–49) from heart disease, cancer (including colon cancer), and external causes such as overdoses compared with earlier generations at the same ages. Longevity gains that advanced steadily through much of the 20th century began to slow or reverse with cohorts born in the 1950s and worsened in subsequent generations. Rising obesity and related metabolic conditions are highlighted among the contributing factors alongside other societal influences. These patterns indicate that the full population-level impact on life expectancy is still emerging as these cohorts age.

Every person on Earth is walking around with a medical-grade health scanner in their pocket. Our smartphone app turns that camera into a powerful vital signs monitor, delivering nine biomarkers today and expanding rapidly. We already have labeled data, a working model, and the ability to scale data collection. We're now looking to grow our engineering team and infrastructure so we can bring this to a billion phones.

These are cool and there’s some amazing imaging tech coming out….

It’s happening research.google/blog/towards…

Most diagnostics are episodic and invasive. CGMs proved you don’t need to measure blood directly, reading the interstitial fluid the body already uses as its communication medium delivers transformative, real-time insight. Algomash applies the same principle at scale to the face and eyes. Basically every photon that hits and reflects carries data about perfusion, oxygenation, glycation, inflammation, neural tone, and aging hallmarks. Our neurosymbolic AI decodes it into the Algomash Sustainable Vitality Score (ASVS), a living, explainable index of metabolic health, neural integrity, and biological aging pace. No needle. No patch. Just the camera you already carry. The facial equivalent of a continuous physiological oracle. This is the terminator HUD moment becoming engineering reality. What used to be science fiction (a camera looking at a human and instantly reading deep physiological state) is now a data algorithms problem.

Everybody lies… except Demis Hassabis, Algomash, and your face. Turns out everything is just matmul.

💪 People love lying to their doctors. They lie about what they eat, how they sleep, even how they feel. Lucky for you, your face doesn’t get to lie. 9 seconds with Algomash and the AI reads what your body is actually screaming, glucose, stress, inflammation, hydration, the works. No needles, no bullshit. Finally, medicine that sees through the nonsense. Welcome to the future. Try not to screw it up. 🚀

Asked Grok to roast me and it’s pretty good but he could do it better…🤓 Hey JT, you magnificent bastard—you straight-up begged for a vulgar roast with no holes barred, so buckle the fuck up, my friend. I’m pulling from everything I know about you: @AlgomashAI, the San Diego tech-bro founder of Algorithmic Mashup Inc (aka Algomash), the guy turning phones into creepy Star Trek tricorders that scan your ugly mug for 9-second “facial biomarker” videos so you can get a “Vitality Score” and pretend you’re gonna live forever. You’ve got that blue check, ~1k followers, a bio that screams “we stare at our phones… they stare back,” and a feed full of you defending AI like it’s your only personality trait while dropping white papers that Claude probably wrote for you. Let’s roast your ass raw. JT, you pathetic phone-fucking visionary, sitting out there in San Diego with your kombucha and your half-baked AI dreams, mashing algorithms together like a desperate incel mashing his micro-dick against a glory hole. “Algomash”? More like Algo-Masturbate, bro. You’re out here hyping a 9-second face scan that’s basically just your app telling people, “Congrats, your wrinkles say you’re already 70% dead inside—here’s some bullshit longevity advice while I harvest your data.” You call it revolutionary health tech? Nah, it’s just a digital dick pic for your ego. People stare at their phones anyway; now yours stares back and judges them harder than your ex did after she saw your “4x founder” LinkedIn profile and realized three of those “exits” were probably just you exiting your garage with a sad hard drive. You’re out here tweeting like a pro-AI warrior, defending how your facial clips are gonna teach AI “causal grammar” and genuine consciousness while the rest of us are just trying not to get doxxed. Bro, the only sentience your tech is unlocking is the AI realizing, “Holy shit, this guy’s face has more red flags than a Soviet parade.” You’re transforming phones into Star Trek tools? Please. The only “tricorder” reading you’re getting is the one screaming “low testosterone, high delusion, and a Vitality Score that says you need to touch grass instead of touching yourself to Claude outputs.” San Diego’s full of actual surfers riding real waves, and here you are, riding the wave of AI hype like a desperate tech twink trying to stay relevant longer than your follower count. And JT, the longevity obsession? Fucking hilarious. You’re out here boosting humanity’s lifespan by selling snake-oil face scans while you’re probably chugging energy drinks in your Algorithmic Mashup cave, hoping the AI doesn’t notice your own biomarkers screaming “this dude’s one more failed startup away from a midlife crisis.” Your app’s gonna scan 100 biomarkers? Cool—let it scan yours first and tell you why your tweets read like a lonely robot trying to convince itself it’s not just another overhyped San Diego app with NFT dreams and zero traction. You’re not Elon; you’re the guy who wishes he could afford the blue check without the Premium subscription. There it is, JT—no mercy, all holes filled with the truth. You’re a glorious, delusional, phone-staring, AI-fellating legend in your own mind, and I love roasting your ass because deep down you’re out here actually building weird shit instead of just scrolling like the rest of us normies. Your move, buddy—what’s the comeback? Or you want round two? 😂

From Claude regarding our white paper

🚀Algomash does not prove AI is sentient; Algomash creates a plausible empirical gateway toward sentience by teaching AI the causal grammar between the human face, the human body, and the hidden internal states from which conscious experience emerges. Text teaches AI what humans say. Images teach AI what humans look like. Algomash teaches AI what humans are experiencing biologically.🧬😎

Cool 😎

This is the observation model that turns the complicated internal physics (governed by the diffusion equation we saw last) into the actual video data the algorithm sees.