Stand-up comic; lover of peanut butter; writer; worrier š
Joined February 2010
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7 Nov 2020
You got covid and lost your job welcome to 2020
7 Nov 2020
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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29 Jan 2025
This looks like every girl I see a future with
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Ali Kolbert retweeted
4 Nov 2024
Joseph Massad, the @Columbia professor who called Hamasās October 7th attack āstunningā and āawesome,ā is teaching a course next semester on Zionism.
@Columbia, how are you allowing such a blatant antisemite to teach a course on the history of the very people he hates?
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14 Apr 2024
This is great: @AliKolbert talks with @robertasmithnyt and @jerrysaltz about their careers as art critics @nytimes and @NYMag and their 32 yrs of marriage
open.spotify.com/episode/673ā¦
. @smbahr14 also has this Times Insider w/Smith, who just retired last month nytimes.com/2024/04/11/insidā¦
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13 Feb 2024
Still looking for Valentineās Day plans? Come celebrate with us tomorrow at our Open Bar show featuring a medley of hilarious comics! Tickets available here: jaminthevan.com/show/jitv-ltā¦
#jaminthevan #fumiabe #michaelblaustein #fahimanwar #alikolbert #stephtolev #longtimenosee
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Ali Kolbert retweeted
20 Jan 2024
heyLA @HollywoodImprov 7pm tonight @eddiepepitone #RonFunches #MelissaVillasenor @danlevy @IanEdwardsComic @cannoncomedy 7:30pm @EsauMcgraw @joebartnick @GiuliaRozzi 9:30pm @themorganjay @AliKolbert @justmartindale @ErikGriffin & more
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19 Jan 2024
Me every time I give my kid their lunch to take to school:
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16 Dec 2023
Dm me your address š¤
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5 Nov 2023
Tell me youāre a mom without telling me youāre a mom
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14 Aug 2023
Today on the podcast: comedian Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert)! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcasā¦
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3 Aug 2023
Donāt miss our OPEN BAR show with @CheetoSantino @AliKolbert Trevor Wallace and more at @LTNSComedy show in #culvercity #losangeles! Jam in the Van is the place to be on August 25th, so claim your tickets here : jaminthevan.com/show/jam-in-ā¦ #jaminthevan #cheetosantino #andrewsantino
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Ali Kolbert retweeted
18 Jul 2023
TOMORROW ā @AliKolbert is headlining at 8PM š¤
Ali will be on our stage soon! Drew Absher & Sean McKenize will also be on this fun show āŗļø
There is limited time to get your tickets, Sacramento! š: rb.gy/c495l
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13 Jul 2023
One of my favorites on the pod!
13 Jul 2023
loved @AliKolbert's conversation with @itsmarkgroves youtube.com/watch?v=1TM6NHT3ā¦ Now all I need is a $100 amazon card so I can follow up with all those book recommendations!
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Ali Kolbert retweeted
29 Jun 2023
Why women love serial killer shows so much. @AliKolbert
See Ali in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @toddbarry @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni more! This show will sell out, get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry
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29 Jun 2023
That's not the right word... @toddbarry
Todd is back in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @AliKolbert @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni more! This show will sell out, get tickets at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry
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23 Jun 2023
CA! Iāll be at @IrvineImprov next wed 6/28 come bring a friend and laugh ticketsales.com/ali-kolbert-ā¦
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Kendall Jenner, who canāt cut a cucumber, says she often cooks for friends trib.al/37vjN3y
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21 Jun 2023
LA! Come to my show tomorrow at @JoinTheDynasty itās gonna be a fun one with @notalimac @TreygerLiza @robintran04 @audreystewisart
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20 Jun 2023
Have to agree with this one!
20 Jun 2023
@AliKolbert funny as hell, cutest laugh ever. Thatās all Iāve got.
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16 Jun 2023
i bought three sets of vegan shoes a few months ago to be a good person and let me tell you it turns out MEAT is an important aspect of a functional shoe
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