love the darts, hate Reform, free palestine | maker @cb4theatre, producer & head of theatre @porterscardiff | 🏳️🌈🌻 | views, unfortunately, all my own
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24 Oct 2025
Hayley, you know what your art means to me - I’ve told you so many times in so many ways over the last 20 or so years. But it still makes my little heart sing every time we get to connect. Big love, forever and ever 💛✨🫶
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Happy to report he’s still big and sexy.
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Skipper on target 😍🇳🇱
ALT Photography of Virgil van Dijk celebrating his goal for Netherlands against Japan at the 2026 World Cup.
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“Changes by the Dutch” to the tune of Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.
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Downing a beer and screaming “hydration break” every time the graphic appears on screen.
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Do not call him Robbo
Andy Robertson captained Scotland to their first World Cup win in 36 years, beating Haiti 1-0 in their opening match in Group C 🏴
Well in, Robbo 💪
📰 thfc.pro/3QozNOX
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Enjoy your “retro shirts” suckers, I’m rocking up to the beer garden in a Blobby matchworn
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btw i'm on the search for one (1) ticket for hayley williams n1 manchester mon 22 jun - pls let me know if ur selling 😇
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Not to be the Woke Friend but David Hockney might've painted some decent paintings but it doesn't change the fact that he used to absolutely bum The Sun Newspaper
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Jun 12
ronaldo next
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🚨 Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghana’s opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: nytimes.com/athletic/7354492…
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He needs to debut himself some mates
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Elon Musk becomes world's first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soar on stock market debut bbc.in/4vD2kzg
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Jun 10
hello i have some SPARE CONCERT TICKETS
- Bleachers Manchester 2 December
- Bleachers Amsterdam 17 November
- Bleachers Amsterdam 18 November
- Phoebe Bridgers London 1 December
all GA , selling for face value snd pleeaase buy them so i dont lose like £300 ok ty :)
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Jun 11
What do you mean three reds in the first game of the World Cup hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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The streets won’t forget
Player called Sithole, 5.3 average rating, red card…
Iconic World Cup performance.
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Jun 10
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a drunk divorced uncle.
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We’ve started selling Monster Munch at work and I can’t explain how many bags of Pickled Onion I’ve eaten, I genuinely think I’ve altered the pH of my stomach forever.
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fexofenadine hydrochloride nation rise UP
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I’m going to say well done and fair play to @BootsUK branding team for this uncompromising product name, they could’ve called it “allergy gone” or similar but no, they went for the very catchy “Fexofenadine Hydrochloride”
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