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Alien X Xenomörph @Alien8n

Occasional reviewer of music and general troublemaker at @DevolutionMag. @BritishMensa. @mrdiscopop’s proof-reader. Pronouns: Intergalactic Overlord/Arrrggghh

Joined May 2010
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Alien X Xenomörph@Alien8n
23 Feb 2020
Follow or Block? A quick thread for those who are checking out my profile wondering if they should follow me or block me because of something I've said in a tweet, reply, or retweet. Most of this is also said in my cover photo.
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Yes, before Harry Potter books didn’t exist, which is why I was completely illiterate until @jk_rowling wrote Harry Potter. Completely ignoring the fact that no one picked up a Harry Potter book until their teens, and everyone was taught to read in schools with other books.
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@ThatAlexWoman
13 Apr 2025
If @jk_rowling had approached publishers today, one scan of social media and they would have rejected her And millions upon millions of kids would not have picked up a book for the first time: Books that gave them literacy, life lessons, escape. All denied. Think about that.
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The real reason @elonmusk wants to roll out Starlink to everyone in America is so they all have slower broadband than he has. This way he can disconnect anyone who beats him at Diablo IV #SoreLoser #ElonCheats
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
@Keir_Starmer thinks @realDonaldTrump wants peace in Ukraine. His actions show he doesn’t. He wants Ukraine to unconditionally surrender to Russia. His withdrawal of aid from Ukraine is to punish @ZelenskyyUa for daring to say what needs to be said. Russia cannot be trusted.
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Any peace today will just be used by Russia to rearm and then invade again. It’s time for the UK to admit that the UN and NATO are effectively dead. The USA is now a puppet state of Russia.
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Seen some headlines about META’s fact check decision and it’s going to have a huge impact on misinformation being spread. They’ve said they’re going to “recommend more political content”. Based on 2016, this means promoting more right wing accounts. It’s bad enough now as it is.
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So now she’s finished with trans people because they’re all being forced to detransition, @jk_rowling is now going after wheelchair users. Apparently ME sufferers are all aggressive and don’t actually need their wheelchairs if the TV show Strike is to be believed.
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Who’s next Joanne? Going to have a go at the unemployed? Got to get those Tory fans going, maybe have an MS sufferer bomb their local PIP assessment center eh? Make it an unemployed MS sufferer for maximum outrage points.
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Was told the car park at @bicestervillage was full today, despite needing a blue badge space. The reason there were no disabled spaces was that they had closed off all the disabled parking bays. Do better, you managed to not block the disabled parking last time you had the queues
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Put the sonic screwdriver away…
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Nothing to see here, just Elon Musk casually supporting the idea of Nazi death camps for trans people. He’s totally not a raging fascist bigot… (imagine hating your own daughter so much you want to put her in a death camp)
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Live shots from @TheJamD1 show last night are now up facebook.com/share/15HdzWMxa…?
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The office tonight for @TheJamD1
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Main photos to come, so here’s a few phone shots to tide everyone over
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If you’re on BlueSky drop your account details below. If you follow me on here then add me on there as well.
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If the IQ of the majority of blue tick users is anything to go by then anyone applying for a job via this app should be unemployable…
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LMFAO. Crisps in a sandwich and cutting the bread sideways aren’t “woke”. I was eating crisp sandwiches back in the 1980s. They weren’t woke, it was just how we had them up north 😂 Gen Z aren’t woke, they’re Geordies 😂
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On Fridays We Wear Wednesdays… @wewearblackpod
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Warning: I just had an email saying I could win Nickelback merch. Please be aware that if you open the email and enter your details you could win Nickelback merch.
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“Okay, so they voted for Trump. How bad could it be?” *Trump starts naming his staff* “OH DEAR GOD HOW THE FUCK HAS HE MANAGED TO PICK THE ABSOLUTE LAST PERSON WHO SHOULD BE IN THAT JOB!” (The USA is so utterly fucked)
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While I can agree that Spiritbox will eventually make it to headline, that does not change the fact that a) there are female led bands that are already big enough to headline (but always get sub or 2nd stage) and b) there has never been a main stage female headliner.
NME
@NME
13 Nov 2024
“The festival will die if we don’t move with the times” @DownloadFest boss @MrAndyCopping on the 2025 line-up, tackling fan expectations, the decision for @SLEEP_TOKEN to top the bill, and the female-fronted band he sees as a future headliner nme.com/news/music/download-…
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