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31 May 2013
Really miss holding my alien babe in my tenticles, even though we communicate every night #tela-conesous #backonmars #lightyearsaway
27 Jan 2013
#WhenImBoredI look up at the stars and think about what Grama Alien is doing back on Mars #probspaintinghertenticles #shessuchacutie
6 Jan 2013
If this gets 100 retweets ill post a picture of concept behind #AlienTimeTravel (and a photograph of my alien girls upper torso)
6 Jan 2013
#FunFactOfTheDay aliens shed skin, piss out of the nipples and mate with other aliens to produce food #Yum
4 Dec 2012
Omg just got my tentacle sucked by my alien babe, busted all over her smearlight #nasty #thankstho #forthealiens
12 Oct 2012
Katy Perry stole the song E.t from me. I wrote it back in the day with the man himself #thief #illgetyou
12 Oct 2012
Rise and shine my human friends! What is that white bowl with yellow liquid that I washed my face with this morning? #refreshing #yum
12 Oct 2012
Why are all these humans always trying to snap pics of us! #urgg soooo annoying. Haven't they realized we are #hervalonipathic..... So dumb
