Sarcastic. Mom. Adventurer. Photographer. Sailor. Fitness-er. Tweets are mine. #GoBolts
Joined March 2009
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Feb 8
Listen.
I’m not saying it’s a fact…
But I am saying it’s kinda suss the @Patriots are in the @SuperBowl during the USA 250th…
Boston… Tea Party… no?
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24 Nov 2025
Thanks to the internet I now know that @IncredibleCulk legally changed his middle name from Carson to Macaulay Culkin.
His name is now: Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin…
You’re now welcome for this knowledge too!
Happy holidays… may you never be Home Alone.
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27 Mar 2023
For anyone who is excited that the heavy rain has washed all the pollen off your vehicle.
Buffering… please wait… the pollen is just prepping to next it’s next form.
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13 Feb 2023
Pretty sure the whole neighborhood heard me squawking after that punt return. 🤣🤣🦜🦤
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Sprky retweeted
12 Feb 2023
You could spend $6.5 million on a commercial during a football game or you could spend $6.5 millon on 6,500,000 AriZona Iced Teas...
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Sprky retweeted
12 Feb 2023
Sunday’s Super Bowl will be the first with two Black starting quarterbacks — Jalen Hurts of the Eagles and Patrick Mahomes of the Chiefs. For much of pro football history, Black players were steered away from the position because of racist assumptions. nyti.ms/3K6TMMF
ALT Side-by-side photos of Jalen Hurts of the Eagles and Patrick Mahomes of the Chiefs. Photo by Matt Slocum/AP, Chris Unger/Getty Images.
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An all-women team performed the flyover at #SuperBowlLVII in a moment of history. cnn.it/3xiDE2U
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13 Feb 2023
#BinkyDad was not a winner in my heart.
Dearest Kia,
please come back next year when you don’t celebrate men for forgetting the binky. That poor mom had to wait for him just to bring the wrong binky… 😒🙄
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30 Jan 2023
Listening to @taylorswift13’s #AntiHero on @pandoramusic and then the auto play hit and her song #Karma came on and I’ve never related to her songs so much. Thank you, Taylor for this morning’s #GirlPower jam session.
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14 Dec 2022
Same, @bertsesame. Same.
13 Dec 2022
Need a book recommendation?
These are some of my favorites: Boring Stories, Fifty Shades of Oatmeal, History of Oatmeal, and The Pigeon Whisperer.
2 Dec 2022
Just a normal day. (Missing Moscow, aka Tub Tub the Bear Cub Cub; and Clover, aka Brittany.)
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