Tourist, exploring and probing for our upcoming invasion. Puny Humans, you are do0med!

Joined April 2010
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Love that "Flash Mob Guy" commercial. #HaHaHa
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r/t How To Get Banned By Twitter: http://bit.ly/bBhLT5

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If you see three RT's from: @ZenShadow @Alien_Probe & @LameStreamNews ... you're not hallucinating, I'm multi-tasking Tweetdeck to the Max!
.@GumbyIam: Note to Aliens: I'm still waiting to be abducted << We can pencil you next Thursday. Is that good for you Mr. Gumby?
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. @Shoq Take me to your Leader
.@PDofRSD @laurawbush Greetings Ms. Bush... Please follow us... we need to take a few ... samples. yes. blood... samples. yes. yes. #p2
RT @samanthakonski: I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love << SOLD!
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I'm about to go on @Regis_and_Kelly. Pray for me! (PS- there's most likely no god.)
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i've prepared this tweet specifically for 420. for the full effect, read it while listening to "dark side of the moon”
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Take me to your leader.