0.8 Index I Religious Pull Cutter I Built Augusta National on a napkin I FootJoy Enjoyer I RT ≠ endorsement (but it is) I
Joined October 2025
- Tweets 289
- Following 61
- Followers 177
- Likes 5,175
60 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
Fit to meet my boys at chilis.
37
16
1,002
44,576
Alister “Bump N’ Run” MacKenzie retweeted
Best grip in golf and it’s not even close
165
45
1,995
384,269
You gotta be fucking joking right?
34
4
788
359,476
Alister “Bump N’ Run” MacKenzie retweeted
May 23
The people who wonder why guys like @NoLayingUp and @KylePorterNS have almost a delusional optimism towards Jordan Spieth very clearly were not golf fans in the year of our Lord 2015.
22
34
1,623
385,339
I’m begging you… not him. Anyone else.
32
2
309
89,681
Alister “Bump N’ Run” MacKenzie retweeted
May 12
Delete this.
May 10
Top-10 finishes on the PGA Tour this season
Alex Fitzpatrick: 3 (3 starts)
Jordan Spieth: 0 (12 starts)
5
4
727
234,407
The lab epidemic continues. These parents are ruining a whole generation. #cooked
May 11
There's a 10-year-old teeing it up in @uswomensopen qualifying today.
Cheetah Baez has the chance to surpass Lucy Li as the youngest to qualify for the championship. Baez is in the field at Streamsong. Her favorite golfers are Jack Nicklaus and Nelly Korda.
(Getty Images)
1
612
What the actual fuck am I looking at!?!?
7
24
1,969
Hey man, you’re the worst.
51
18
2,219
347,972
Yeah dude, whatever you say.
7
43
1,941
87,418