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The best outcome here would be for Elon to buy Meta and destroy that too.
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A surprising addendum to the law is that 12 Angry Men will now be called 11 Angry Men and 1 Little Cuck. DeSantis crowed that this new "better" version ends with Juror #3 kicking Juror #8 "right in the nards, and then that kid gets the fucking chair." reuters.com/world/us/florida…
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Thundersnow. It's not just slang for cocaine that I just invented right now. #DLWS
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Says the guy who explained midi-chlorians. #StarWars
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Liam Neeson Says #StarWars Is Being Hurt by ‘So Many Spinoffs’: ‘It’s Taken Away the Mystery and the Magic’ variety.com/2023/film/news/l…
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Oh, right. John Tory SAID he would step down, so OF COURSE he won't. #TOpoli
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Just wanted to remind everyone that Doug Ford is empirically worse than John Tory in every possible way, has way more power, and has not resigned. #onpoli #TOpoli
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So wait, what does this mean for SmartTrack? I feel like John Tory was only one or two more terms away from maybe getting around to thinking about that. #TOpoli
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So wait, we DON'T get to find out which colours on the TORONTO sign mean "Sorry I cheated on my wife"? #TOpoli
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And then, as one, a great metropolitan city, home to nearly 3 million people, collectively went "Eeeeeewwwww..." #TOpoli
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Just wanted to remind everyone who voted for John Tory in this last election that they made an OBVIOUSLY BAD CHOICE. But not cause of this. NO ONE could have seen THIS coming. #TOpoli
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BREAKING: TORONTO MAYOR RESIGNS IN DISGRACE. NO, NOT THAT ONE. #TOpoli
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Turns out "Strong Mayor Powers" was a euphemism for Viagra. #TOpoli
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Please be unrelated, please be unrelated... #TOpoli
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Alright, I'm back on Twitter FOR A LITTLE BIT. #johntorysexscandal #TOpoli
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Same product. Screenshots taken today on both the No Frills and Loblaws websites. Sir, isn't it true that you are lying? #Loblaws #pricegouge
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Someday soon someone's going to ask an AI how solve climate change, and the AI is going to determine what humanity is the problem, and BOOM, Skynet.
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An It's a Wonderful Life prequel where Clarence spends 200 years trying to get his wings, damning multiple people to hell in the process.
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It's obviously a completely different show, Lemon. This one's in a "manor".
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This sounds familiar 👀
Has @elonmusk claimed he invented Nuclear Fusion yet?
Man, is there anything Dave Chappelle isn't wrong about? cnbc.com/2022/12/12/elon-mus…