Boom. This absolute legend just schooled two entitled seniors in his own garage. Elderly Karen storms in raging about kids coloring with chalk on the sidewalk like it’s a crime against humanity. She grabs the guy’s arm, puts her hands on his car, and drops a casual “slanted eyes” racist bomb while demanding he control his kids. Her cuck husband just stands there like a limp noodle, occasionally trying to play peacemaker while she melts down. Classic. Homeowner doesn’t flinch — tells them to GTFO, calls out the absurdity, and sends them shuffling away defeated. Kids being kids vs. miserable HOA Karens who hate joy. Entitled elders owned by basic parental rights. This is peak “get off my lawn… but make it based.”

Neil Hopper was a vascular surgeon who had both his own legs amputated to satisfy his sexual fantasy. I covered his story in depth last year, but there's a part of it that was just too disturbing to include in the essay. Here's me telling @peterboghossian all about it.

Smoking gun. #Geopolymer technology.

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.

英伟达首席执行官黄仁勋在访问中国期间接受媒体采访 记者： 先生，你为什么选择搭乘这架专机？ 黄仁勋： 噢，因为特朗普总统邀请我随他一同前往中国。对我来说，这是一个代表美国，并在这个人类历史上最重要的峰会之一支持特朗普总统的绝佳机会。我来这里只关注一件事，那就是代表美国并支持总统。 记者： 你会向华为提供芯片吗？ 黄仁勋： 这是一个奇怪的问题。

She Should be Added In The Next GTA 6 Trailer 😅

5月7日，一名博主发视频称：“如果你看到一个电线杆的顶端趴着一只乌龟。不用怀疑，肯定不是它自己爬上去的。因为它根本没那个能力，肯定是有人把它放在了上面，但是它自己又下不来，只能等待自由落体” 网友们评论：“怎么让那只乌龟下来呢” “乌龟在电线杆上13年了” 目前，该博主账号已被封禁，其账号所有视频消失。

> be Spencer Pratt > grow up in LA > go to USC > become Brody Jenner’s menace friend on MTV > get cast on The Hills > steal Lauren Conrad’s friend > marry beautiful midwestern mid angel Heidi Montag > become the most hated man on TV > blow millions on fame, crystals and elite delusion > disappear for a decade > come back as a hummingbird conservative dad > LA turns into tents, crime and $22 matcha > everyone who hated you now looks insane > chad > run for mayor > somehow become the most normal guy in the race

BREAKING: Islamic Terrorist Regime IS DUMPING OIL INTO THE SEA! 🚨 As we warned: the regime has run out of storage capacity. For days now, they’ve been faking tanker transfers while pouring massive amounts of extracted oil straight into the ocean. Deliberate. Criminal. Environmental catastrophe. They are literally poisoning the sea. This is ecocide in real time. #KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran

🚨 WATCH THIS 😂 Local Democrat Party Chairwoman who identifies as a DOG… gets attacked by a dog. You literally cannot make this up. Peak 2026 liberal insanity! #Democrats #IdentifyAsDog #WhatCouldGoWrong

Staffers for Seattle Socialist Mayor Katie Wilson abruptly end an interview with KOMO News Senior Reporter Chris Daniels when she can't answer basic questions Wilson has been criticized for dodging the press & being unable to answer basic questions since she came into office

This doesn’t seem too far off

Some non-Asians probably have no idea what an ABG is, so here’s a little cultural explainer. Understand that Asian American tropes makes you 12% cooler, and I want that for you. (Don’t fact check me on this stat). ABG stands for Asian Baby Girl. It started in the 90s, especially in places like Los Angeles, where Asian girl gangs were part of the backdrop. Some of these girls had their own female crews and often aligned with male Asian gangs for protection or status. The look came out of that world. Heavy eyeliner, thin brows, crop tops, gold jewelry, and a boyfriend with a neck tattoo who drove a Civic that shook the street. It was fierce, a little dangerous, and completely unforgettable. Over time, it evolved into more of a glam aesthetic. Today’s ABG might not be affiliated, but the confidence stuck around. She has blonde highlights, lash extensions, sharp nails, and a boba she guards like her social battery depends on it. She knows her angles, her lighting, and how to make a selfie feel like a power move. It’s a look, a vibe, and a part of Asian American pop culture. I’m not an ABG, but no shade either!