left and went to Bluesky allieent.bsky.social ~*~* I do comedy & my pancreas does nothing *~*~*~* cContributor @reductress she/her
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5 Jun 2022
Did the opposite of getting laid last night (did an improv show)
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3 Oct 2023
If I die please finish all the unread New Yorker articles festering in my tabs for me ❤️
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2 Oct 2023
I wish i knew enough about weather patterns to be able to confidently leave the house in a down vest
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29 Sep 2023
Tired of BRIDEZILLAS who make the day all about them and not about what’s really important which is me looking hot in the pictures
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27 Sep 2023
Please do not bother me I have a lot going on (I’m currently ghosting 2 separate people on fb marketplace)
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26 Sep 2023
Is there a Spotify playlist for when you’re giving someone a ride and you want to look cool?
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14 Sep 2023
Just picked up enough insulin to kill a horse and the pharmacist said “are you diabetic?”
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13 Sep 2023
You know what gets me off???? Loving missionary sex with my spouse
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13 Sep 2023
Back on tinder!! (at Oppenheimer by myself loudly asking every man which war this one is about)
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17 Jul 2023
Call me crazy but it would actually be super rude to call me crazy you don’t even know me!!!
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4 Jul 2023
I have terrible news for you at 8pm central (I’m a news reporter and there was bad news today. Check out the news to see me do it)
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6 Jun 2023
It’s actually just the guy who killed Jim Davis :(
Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating 'Garfield' Creator Jim Davis bit.ly/3IZiugC
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18 Apr 2023
This actually IS my first rodeo and i am very scared because the bull looks ANGRY
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29 Mar 2023
Can’t wait for the love island reunion show in 20 years which will take place at the London Melanoma centre 💕
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28 Mar 2023
Wishing everyone a very happy locked out of your CRA account season 💕
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10 Mar 2023
I reached a point where I started re-watching full nights of the 2016 Rio Olympics
9 Mar 2023
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Community note
From the article & authors of study-
“The review did not look at lower-income countries, or specifically focus on children, young people & those with existing problems, the groups most likely affected, experts say, and risks hiding important effects among disadvantaged groups.
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