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Lifetime achievement: I went to Barnes and Noble and my book was there and then I watched someone I didn't know BUY IT. πππ (and daughter said she saw another person in the store with one). WHAT IS THIS LIFE?!
(btw, signed copies now at B & N, O St, #lnk)
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Voting experience in #lnk today! Remember: thank a poll worker, help each other no matter what, kindness does matter, and BE PATIENT!
#USElection2024
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I've never had to stand in line to vote at my polling place. But today, a line out the door. Feeling proud of this civic show out.
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31 Oct 2024
Here is my precious 90 year old grandpa Bob, two time Trump voter who flew the flag, wore the hat, and never once voted for a Democrat in his life - voting for Kamala Harris yesterday in Nebraska. Thank you grandpa Bob for your service π«‘
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Go vote, Nebraska. We could actually do a thing.
28 Oct 2024
Nebraska Sen. Deb Fischer leads Dan Osborn by 2 points in latest poll journalstar.com/news/state-rβ¦
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
28 Oct 2024
Iβve been all over the country in the last month.
And I get asked the same question, over and over again:
βI disagree with Kamalaβs position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?β
Here is my answer:
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
27 Oct 2024
The greatest New Yorker cartoon of all time.
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27 Oct 2024
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24 Oct 2024
I need to see what Jolene looked like
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
21 Oct 2024
please give it to a plus sized girl this time. Itβs one of the reasons why she was bullied in the book and why they used pigβs blood specifically
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
20 Oct 2024
Okay, hear me out:
20 Oct 2024
If were in charge of choosing the next pair of detectives for TRUE DETECTIVE S5: who would you like to see?
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
19 Oct 2024
I wonder how people against gender neutral bathrooms emotionally manage airplanes
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
19 Oct 2024
Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.
19 Oct 2024
Kamala should do a rally at Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm dead serious
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I'm a therapist and our end of it is like this.
Me: How are you?
Client: Good!
Me: Wow, tell me about that!
OR
Me: That wasn't very convincing!
OR
Me:
THEN
Client: Okay I'm not actually good
15 Oct 2024
My therapist always starts our session with βHow are you?β and I always say βIβm good!β and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
17 Oct 2024
i think about this monologue a lot
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
16 Oct 2024
Tomorrow's the day these words become yours πΉ Arrow out everywhere at 9am ET/6am PT!
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15 Oct 2024
They done gentrified Runzas
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
15 Oct 2024
THEA & THE MISCHIEF MAKERS is out! β¨
I hope you all love Thea, my strong, sporty, Filipino American main character who not only has to navigate a shaky social life but a pair of vengeful duwendes as well
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THANK YOU, JEN!! :)
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Allison L. Bitz-π (Not here, find me elsewhere) retweeted
14 Oct 2024
good morning
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Yeah, big yikes. Deplorable, disgusting, not who I want at the helm of any ship.
24 Feb 2024
Trump: Would you rather have the Black president or the white president? I think they want the white guy
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