Sweary. He/Him. Green Party's #RevolutionaryDadJokeCaucus . May contain traces of #mcfc. Literal granddad and yes I have had the same profile pic for 20 years.

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PERSONAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After around 40 years as a stalwart Groucho Marxist (Any party that would have me as a member I wouldn't want to join), I have today relented and joined @TheGreenParty.
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Ally Fogg retweeted
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔝
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Ally Fogg retweeted
SCOTLAND GETS ITS FIRST WIN AT THE WORLD CUP SINCE 1990 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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CMON SCOTLAND!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Bloody hell their keeper is a unit
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Just don’t fuck it up from here lads eh? CMON SCOTLAND
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Che Adams I was unfamiliar with your game etc
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Don’t know much about this Haiti team but they’ve certainly got Experience.
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I know I know, I’m here all week, try the fish etc.
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A draw in #BRAMOR was probably the worst possible result for Scotland, unless we’re planning on winning the group, so I guess we’ll just need to do that then.
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Looking forward to Morocco after Haiti like
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BBC World Cup panel with Kelly Cates, Joe Hart et al is like a deep sigh of relief after ITV. Like being with grown ups, after a room full of hyperactive or sulky kids.
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Five and a half hours still to kill and I’m filling them by picking out suitably patriotic tunes
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Hoping to have nailed Yes Sir I Can Boogie by about 1.45am.
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Ally Fogg retweeted
Mad thing is he was standing on the ground floor when he took that
No loftus road
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Today’s round of ‘You’ll never guess what this is in reply to’ is…
Replying to @AllyFogg
You effing retard.
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Tabi McTat got her cone off today, three weeks after her wee op, and she’s very much enjoying being able to snuggle up to her big brother again.
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That face
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Important update
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No one tell him they’re supposed to be square.
Can’t send the lads off to the match on an empty stomach. I hope Europeans like sausages. #NoScotlandNoParty
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Police say they believe the crime was committed by someone with a grudge against the England football team, and are considering a list of 7 billion suspects.
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How DARE you accuse me of making AI slop, this is an authentic photo I took myself
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