she/her/they/them // Pete dedicated Death Valley to me one time and it became my proudest achievement.
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Jun 14
I also want to note that I bought my new clandestine jersey in the car on the way to a bachelorette weekend on Friday and it was delivered today. While in the car on the way home. WILD. It beat me home. I’m so impressed.
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Jun 12
I want it to be known that I ordered the new clandestine jersey and got a shipping notification in literally 2.5 hours. 🥰
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Set your alarms. Riot Fest 2026 lineup and tickets are dropping on Thursday, May 28 at 10AM CDT.
We’re giving away a pair of 3-Day VIP tickets to the festival. Here’s how to enter:
- Retweet this post
- Tag the friend you’d like to bring with
- Winner picked on 6/4
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May 8
I do think the @RiotFest social media folks have the most fun job in the world. Getting paid to be mean to people who are being dumb or mean to them first? Incredible. Especially people who act like the schedule of the lineup drop is solely decided by someone who runs a twitter
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Apr 23
The last week of being 32 featured the last hockey game of the Hawks season, a hobbit coming of age party with wonderful friends, record store day, running a half marathon for fun, and Hayley Williams. 33 is starting with feeling so loved. Time for another trip around the sun.
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Apr 18
Mine is so colorful 🥹🥰 also being so findable on a fob record is kinda wild. I love and miss MSG so much
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Death Ally retweeted
Mar 24
3 years of stardust✌🏻🫧
📸 Bekah Eiswald
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Mar 16
But has William Beckett seen the photos of Hudson and Connor at the VF party yet?
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Feb 25
The state of the union is gonna suck so here’s @billiejoe ‘s important message to ICE from the corporate @GreenDay show we snuck into
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Feb 24
I hope everyone who harassed Blackhawks fans in 2020 (when many of us did take a large step back from our team until they cleaned house) have realized finally that their team is not clean either. No team in the NHL is. The rot runs deep. It’s systemic.
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Feb 22
This gold medal game going to OT is expected but incredibly nerve wrecking. (I don’t wanna jinx what I’m dreaming of to end this game. But I know what I’m dreaming of.)
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Feb 15
Manhead is so confusing. Sometimes things take months. But sometimes they take 3 days? Anyway I have my tennis skirt already
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Feb 15
And update - the tennis skirt is absolutely perfect. The waistband is thick but not painful. The skirt itself swishes so nicely. And the shorts underneath have a pocket on one side.
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Feb 15
Happy Valentines Day FOBtwt. Because I love you here’s Patrick free from his volcano prison in SF last week. TLOTRO will always be so important.
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Feb 7
*record scratch* I bet you’re wondering how I got here
(I’m not one to selfie with the band from the pit. But sometimes you gotta.)
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