Harvard Economist & Philosopher. Field Marshall. Renaissance Man. Tortured Genius. UEFA A Licence. Ambitious Celtic Fan.
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16 Nov 2022
Alpha Kaiser FAQ Thread π§΅
For new followers, your guide to a mysterious yet legendary Twitter poster
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Look what this criminal Clarke did yesterday with his anti-football gimmick
If we lose to Brazil and Morocco with any margin look how the Goal Difference will change and the chance of qualifying blud π€£π€£π€£
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So this Football Terrorist Clarke scraped past the #2 WORST FIFA ranked team in the entire tournament 1-0β¦
But then he says βthe ends justify the meansβ
As if that performance was compelling and as if Goal Difference will be of no importance
π£οΈ "Who cares, we won." π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
Steve Clarke praises his side after they earn a first win at a major tournament since Euro 96, and a first one at a World Cup since Italia 90.
#BBCFootball #FifaWorldCup
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Scotland fans when they find out about the concept known as βGoal Differenceβ
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Ok Scotland you won a game at the World Cup. But at what cost?
You beat Haiti by 1 single goal with a deflection fluke.
You parked the bus and sat in to absorb pressure from #83 ranked team.
You lost the neutrals in one day.
Average βvictoryβ of ClarkeBall
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Lawrence Shankland π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ v Haiti ππΉ β’ World Cup 2026 β’ Rangersβ #7 π₯Ά
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Given up hating on ClarkeBall due to an unconvincing 1-0 scrapesterclass vs βHaitiβ
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ClarkeBall deadass being torn apart by βHaitiβ, a country I legit never heard of before today
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Itβs actually good to get this Scotland v Haiti match out of the way
We get to know on Day 1 whether this World Cup campaign will be a humiliating national failure or not, rather than having to wait
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Ahβm gaun to speak full Scots until Scotland score against Haiti.
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One of the best England hate watches ever?
Today marks 22 years since England were beating France 1-0 going into stoppage time, but still lost 2-1.
Here are both of Zinedine Zidaneβs goals from that night, in real time.
One of the most extraordinary endings to a match ever seen at the Euros.
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SAIBARI I IDENTIFIED YOU AS A YOUNG LAD AND NOW YOU LOB VS BRAZIL
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Saibari looks a real talent at only 21 with 4 previous first team matches for PSV
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Just realised Scotland is gonna still get grouped even with this Mickey Mouse new World Cup format
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John McKenzie and Oran Storrie breathing a sigh of relief that the Scottish government has not done similar
π¨ The Argentine government has provided US authorities with a list of 13,000 Argentine fathers who have failed to make child support payments owed to their children. π¦π·
The aim is to prevent those individuals from attending World Cup matches. β
π£οΈ βThose who fail to meet a responsibility as fundamental as feeding their children must face the consequences. If they do not provide for their children, they will not be allowed into the stadium,β said the Mayor of Buenos Aires.
A decision that has been widely praised. ππ¦π·
(Source: El NaciΓ³n)
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I just put my foot through the TV seeing that the Great Satan has achieved 3 points in soccer
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Gonna watch USA v Paraguay at 3am and sleep in due to abusing codeine even though Iβm meant to collect my kids from my ex-wifeβs house at 6am
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Scotland is gonna be the next team that everyone says βhow tf are they so bad on paper theyβre not this bad πβ
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β¬500 to anyone who can tell me a single thing that Tahirovic has done this game (Celtic are interested)
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Tahirovic is ass? π«
Another Celtic masterclass π
Maybe we told him to be shit while the world watches so his price doesnβt inflate π
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