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Strategy has acquired 1,587 BTC for $100 million to increase our $BTC Reserve to ₿846,842. We have also increased our USD Reserve by $100 million to $1.1 billion. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy-…

Still adding dots.

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Strategy has acquired 1,550 BTC for $101 million to increase our $BTC Reserve to ₿845,256. We have also increased our USD Reserve by $100 million to $1.0 billion. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy-…

A good time to add more dots.

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NEW: Capital B asks shareholders to approve up to €105B ($122B) in equity and debt issuance capacity to accelerate its Bitcoin accumulation strategy.

🔥MICHAEL SAYLOR IS A 200 IQ TIME WIZARD🔥 Saylor is harvesting the temporal decay of a dying empire like a guy in a black turtleneck who found a glitch in the DMV computer at 2:14 AM and now owns Nebraska. Jamie Dimon wakes up, drinks coffee, and worries about credit risk. Saylor wakes up and checks whether the fiat timeline has weakened enough to feed another $700 million into the Orange Furnace of Monetary Judgment. This is the whole trick, kids. Fiat has time decay, but Bitcoin has block height. One is a melting hospital ice cube in a paper cup. The other is a cybernetic monastery where time gets sealed into math every ten minutes by anonymous power goblins in Texas, Paraguay, and some warehouse behind a failed trampoline park in rural Alberta. And Saylor saw that gap. He saw the dollar sitting there in a little paper hat, sweating through its dress shirt, trying to explain why a Subway footlong now requires a short-term financing arrangement. Then he said: “Give me the dying time token. I will exchange it for immortal collateral.” That is a spell. He is doing necromancy with corporate treasury. He issues fiat liabilities, buys Bitcoin, waits, and lets the future drag the corpse of the dollar across the balance sheet like a haunted Roomba. Every bear thinks they found the magic weakness. “But what about the debt?” Buddy, the entire nation is debt. Your house is debt. Your car is debt. Your government is debt. Your local Arby’s has a capital structure. The question is not whether there is debt. The question is whether your debt is attached to an asset that can outrun the burning orphanage of fiat purchasing power. Saylor’s liabilities are denominated in the same currency your grandmother uses to buy Werther’s Originals. His asset is Bitcoin. That is the asymmetry. He borrows in melting clown tickets and buys the thing the clown tickets are melting against. This is why the bears sound deranged. “Software revenue is flat.” My brother in Christ, the software business is the haunted Victorian doll in the attic. The real company is a time arbitrage engine wearing a business casual mask. This is a publicly traded portal between the collapsing fiat calendar and the Bitcoin clock. Saylor took a sleepy enterprise software company, strapped it to a monetary particle accelerator, fed it convertible debt, preferred equity, institutional confusion, and CNBC boomer rage, and now the thing is walking around Wall Street like a flaming Minotaur. Saylor escaped. He found the door behind the vending machine. He crawled through the ductwork of capital markets and discovered the forbidden room where time can be securitized, sold to pension funds, and converted into Bitcoin. That is why this feels insane. Because it is insane. It is beautifully insane.

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Wealthiest person in the world: “My company owns 18,712 BTC" Largest asset manager in the word: "Most popular ETF is Bitcoin product" Your financial advisor: "Bitcoin is volatile and risky, I wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole"

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RT @saylor: Strategy has acquired 24,869 BTC for ~$2.01 billion at ~$80,985 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 12.6% YTD 2026. As of…

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SENATE OFFICIALLY CONFIRMS PRO-BITCOIN KEVIN WARSH AS A FEDERAL RESERVE GOVERNOR. -SENATE PRESS

JUST IN: Senate officially confirms Kevin Warsh as Federal Reserve Governor

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life