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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
8 Feb 2023
I love spoilering the ending of Peter Pan for people, because no one ever remembers the fact that the book actually ends with generation after generation of Wendy’s female descendants going to Neverland to clean for Peter Pan because he’s a boy who can’t look after himself
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
14 Jan 2023
Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
21 Oct 2022
I’m starting a book club but instead of books we just analyze Taylor Swift lyrics
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18 Oct 2022
Why did I decide I wanted to be a writer again? Couldn’t I have picked something easier?
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
9 Oct 2022
Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
6 Oct 2022
A list of authors whose debut wasn't their breakout and what book was:
Holly Black-Book 19
VE Schwab-Book 7
Kendare Blake-Book 6
Susan Dennard-Book 5
Laura Pohl-Book 3
Allison Saft-Book 2
Claire Legrand-Book 4
Margaret Owen-Book 3
Elizabeth Lim-Book 3
Samantha Shannon-Book 4
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
3 Oct 2022
happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
4 Oct 2022
i’ve NEVER seen eugene this mad and i’ve been watching the try guys for YEARS it actually SCARES ME
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3 Oct 2022
It’s gonna be a rough couple of weeks
3 Oct 2022
The ADHD urge to work on literally anything other than the one thing you should be working on.
30 Sep 2022
My cat threw up on my manuscript this morning. Everyone’s a critic 🙄
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24 Sep 2022
My short story was rejected because the “humorous elements went on for too long”
It wasn’t a funny story. It was about sexual harassment in the workplace. Allegorical, sure, but it wasn’t disguised?
If that doesn’t prove submitting is all subjective idk what does 🤷♀️
Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
22 Sep 2022
You’re gonna be someone’s favorite author one day ✨
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
19 Sep 2022
hot girl summer is over, it's time for cozy rivendell fall. we're recovering from our travels, enjoying the beauty of elrond's house, writing our books, and feasting with elves. we're getting the boys together for a council to decide what do to with the one ring to rule them all
ALT frodo looking out at rivendell
ALT frodo and sam in front of some fall foliage
ALT bilbo sitting in rivendell
ALT the council of elrond
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
18 Sep 2022
My daughter forgot the name for apostrophe so she called it a flying comma.
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Amelia Dee Mueller retweeted
14 Sep 2022
capitalism breeds innovation? okay why haven’t i seen a fast food pasta place yet huh
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