Manic Pixie Dream Boi
Joined May 2011
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Amitai Marmorstein retweeted
25 May 2023
I miss you Pete/Skeet/Hotdog guy! @AmitaiMars
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Amitai Marmorstein retweeted
2 Mar 2023
Me March 2020 vs me March 2023
ALT Neon sign lit up against a soft blue twilight sky along Vancouver’s seawall that reads “SHOULD I BE WORRIED?”
ALT The same neon on, not lit up, against a grey overcast sky. The sign is now barely legible it’s so damaged.
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27 Jan 2023
i’m kvelling 😌
27 Jan 2023
Sweet lil piece in which I’m obnoxiously an early riser & get to rave about my talented friends @JulieKimComedy & Henok Meresa & the space to be a weirdo piquenewsmagazine.com/local-…
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6 Jan 2023
i’ve never minded anything less. this rules. pls tag me in all of it
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6 Jan 2023
legoland was the first professional job i ever had and to this day ezra is still maybe my favourite character i’ve ever played. watching y’all discover him has been truly surreal and frankly, cool as shit
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9 Dec 2022
i hate to make this kind of post but i think we as a theatre community need to have a serious soul searching conversation and decide once and for all whether plays in vancouver start at 730 or 8pm
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25 Nov 2022
the thing i missed the most about doing theatre is my non theatre friends and family telling me to “break a leg…but NOT literally! 😂”
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23 Nov 2022
last night in my dream i watched a trailer for a movie starring timothée chalamet as joey calendar, the man who invented the calendar. i can’t tell if my subconscious was wryly satirizing the biopic genre or if it’s simply just dumb
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23 Nov 2022
anyways the movie looked awesome i really hope someone makes it fr
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19 Oct 2022
i think jack-o’-lanterns crooked toothed little smiles are so cute
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11 Oct 2022
vancouver must have gotten those ballots printed at the same place that does those giant novelty cheques
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5 Oct 2022
if i were in a james bond movie i would keep calling him jimmy until they fired me
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30 Sep 2022
being a football fan is wild cuz every play there’s like a 2% chance you witness something so awful that it makes you wish the sport had never been invented
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26 Sep 2022
“have u put on tefillin today?”
me: thanks but i’m good
“you’re not good. ur amazing but ur not good”
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26 Sep 2022
Shanah Tovah to all who celebrate, but especially the Hasidic teens who told @AmitaiMars “you’re not good, but you’re amazing” when he declined their prayer.
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26 Sep 2022
if this kid manages to escape he’s gonna be the next jackie mason i swear
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26 Sep 2022
“c’mon put it on with us”
me: nahh
“why not?”
me: because i don’t believe in god
“WHO CARES”
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19 Sep 2022
the only reason i want someone to go on vacation with is so that i don’t have to drag my suitcase with me into the airport bathroom
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19 Sep 2022
*me seeing someone enter the restroom ahead of me without any bags at all, not even a jacket*
wow it must be nice to have someone special in ur life
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24 Sep 2022
who needs meaningful companionship when you’ve got @jesssandstorm looking out for u 😎
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22 Sep 2022
ahhh new york city! the place where everyone i follow on twitter is from
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