Kaela - We are looking into this.

Dear @NASA. From 10 year old Kaela. She is mailing to you today. Too cute not to post. She and her family are friends of ours. #bringplutoback

Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

I believe a hairbrush would regard the hair it brushes as floss.

The Kazakhstan ERJ-190 accident should remind us that 3 decades ago, NASA demonstrated the technology to have emergency propulsion-controlled-aircraft (PCA) capability in airliners but the industry thought they could design the proper system redundancies and never felt the cost for PCA and pilot training for such was justified. nasa.gov/wp-content/

Collab with Rollercoaster Tycoon when?

Super stoked to see that more than a million Helldivers have made planetfall in the last 24 hours! @helldivers2

Spotify wrapped was very obviously done by AI, missed a ton of data, and misrepresented my year in music. Spotify you wanna hire those guys back that you fired after increasing the price of premium?

i love small angry barts

upholding our core values and ensuring increasing revenue for our key shareholders

Lost in the sauce Trapped in the sap Silly in the chili Sayin “Ayo” in the mayo Awry in the pie Amis in the dish Flustered in the musterd Absent in the absinthe Funny in the honey Dizzy in the fizzy Getting sonic in the tonic Loose in the juice Gettin goofy in the soupy Slammed in the ham Getting feisty in the iced tea Gone in the naan Freaky in the tzatziki Flummoxed in the hummus Off Leash in the quiche Rolly Polly in the aioli Daft in the draft Dazed in the glaze Blitzed in the grits Charred in the lard At peace in the grease Delayed in the marinade Chilling in the filling Wavy in the gravey Squeezed in the cheese Randy in the brandy Unsteady in the spaghetti Overboard in the gourd Gettin dirty in the chimmichuri Hellish in the relish Messed up in the ketchup Insane in the chow mein Tanko in the panko Charmed in the chicken parm Chewed on in the udon Polite in the bud light Getting mushy in the slushy In a hurry in the curry Chunky in the monkey Macho in the nachos

me: [texting] hey sorry but my powerful enemy just said “seize him” to all his underlings boss: what time can you be here me: i dunno man they’re seizing me like right now boss: we’re short staffed today me: i’m getting seized

Personally I think it's really cool that every 4 years America splits in two and everyone hates eachother. That feels like super healthy behavior and I hope we keep it up!

I’m allowed to hate Neil deGrasse Tyson I simply must be allowed to do this

Last time MrWhoseTheBoss used our animations without permission I dmed him in a discord we are both in, then I emailed him an invoice, and as a last resort I hit it with a copyright claim. At which point he dmed me begging me to remove it, while blaming his staff without offering to compensate me for the work he stole. He did it again, and blamed his staff again. MrWhoseAShitBoss. This time I will just go straight to copyright claim. You are a multi-millionaire dude. You can afford to pay for some basic animations. Go review a prison ya freak

You got “having baby” money?