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Ana Samways @AnaSamways

Just a girl in a skirt on a power trip.

Joined April 2009
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  • Followers 6,112
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The Budget lolly scramble analogy has jumped the shark. Stop using it.
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@heroesatwork@heroesatwork
Apr 8
Do keep sharing this - Shame Jones will really hate you doing that ..
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The idling SUVs outside school would suggest the fuel crisis hasn't reached all consumers yet.
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Suzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo1
Mar 1
This is a soldier on Hamburger Hill in Vietnam and he was asked a question by a Journalist and it was If you could send one message to Americans 50 years in the future what would it be! Wait till you hear what he said and we should have listened! 👇👇👇
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Meidas_Charise Lee
@charise_lee
Jan 4
It sounds so ridiculous, doesn't it? It is a great analogy‼️
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Wegovy Willis.
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Man of the People.
llllllll@frankie2258
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What. A. Wanker.
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Priyanshu Ratnakar
@0xratnakar
12 Nov 2025
wake up babygirl, now news is written by chatgpt
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These 5 items cost $81 at Woolworths today. All on special to boot. New Zealand is fucked.
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Musical Chairs@MusicalChairs14
5 Nov 2025
Recessions aren't felt equally.
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Low key Halloween, Dunedin.
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derek guy
@dieworkwear
28 Oct 2025
in the coming days, twitter will be introducing a new algorithm. when you see my tweets, pls like, comment, and subscribe. not bc you like my tweets but bc i easily get under people's skin. this will spread my tweets further, thus annoying your ideological enemies
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Mate needs her teenage daughter to see a doctor; she has a UTI so needs antibiotics STAT! She manages to get a video appointment thru some outfit for...*drum roll*...2.30am.
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Stuart Nash has an adult daughter, aka a woman.
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And now One News confuses Jon Duffy with the The Red Whare boss!
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Another PR exercise leading One News. Remember the World Cup Rights 5 minute tome? Now Judith Collins in Ukraine leads and uses the same footage over and over again.
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Hey Westies. The PM is going to be at Costco this morning if you want to go for a boo.
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What the actual ...
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@BattleByrd
15 Aug 2025
Sorry I can't! I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships...
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