The magician's assistant. More issues than Vogue. Queen of oversharing. Vegetable aficionado. Textbook millennial wanker. Genre fluid. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ

Joined February 2009
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I love paying ยฃ10k commission to Booking .com every month just for them to have a data breach every other month resulting in tons of cancellations and a ton of admin work when Iโ€™m already stretched thin and and hanging by a fucking thread. Dw, my bills & payroll pay themselves ๐Ÿ‘
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Erm? I donโ€™t even anime only know two people Iโ€™m stuck with
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i made a map of everyone on twitter! yes you're on there too ^w^ every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to atlas.tiago.zip?ref=launch_tโ€ฆ
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Hear me out thoughโ€ฆ
you know how much you have to love a man to allow your maternity pictures to look like this โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..
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๐•ฎ๐–†๐–•๐–™๐–†๐–Ž๐–“ ๐•ฎ๐–š๐–“๐–™ โŽŠ retweeted
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Outbreak Stan Smiths looking like bowling shoes for the straight edge convention ๐Ÿคก
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Embarrassing that weโ€™ve regressed from Monday after Download posts being โ€œwho were your favourite setsโ€ to โ€œhow many times were you SAโ€™dโ€ ๐Ÿคก
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I donโ€™t understand how people can be racist or xenophobic when thereโ€™s so much good food in the world just waiting to be tried ๐Ÿ˜
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Part of its perfection is that it didnโ€™t have much success in the US tbh
On this day in 2005, Funeral for a Friend released their second album, Hours. It produced five singles, including "Streetcar," and went on to chart in many countries. Although, in the US, the band didn't quite find as much success
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My mum says โ€œcatch number 2โ€ instead of โ€œcatch 22โ€ and I think itโ€™s kinda beautiful because catching a number 2 would be pretty shit
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We all love Dua content, but fan pages reposting papped photos of intimate moments from her honeymoon is weird as fuck.
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๐•ฎ๐–†๐–•๐–™๐–†๐–Ž๐–“ ๐•ฎ๐–š๐–“๐–™ โŽŠ retweeted
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What if all along it just meant that we looked cute? OR, more likely, that everyone was glad we were unconscious for a little while ๐Ÿฅฒ
love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers
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My mum fed Nirvana, in case feeding people credentials are needed xox
Replying to @SilentGarrett
My mumโ€™s made cabbage stew, thereโ€™s enough for a few more heads x
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๐Ÿ˜ญ CURSED spice village ๐Ÿ˜ญ pinch of tarracon please xo
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@onmilonmil if I had to see this Amazon listing, then so do you ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ญ (ยฃ72 lmao)
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Imagine if one day MySpace just gave us back all that we lost and we could claim back our old page and all our photos ๐Ÿฅฒ
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I canโ€™t see them til next week BUT itโ€™s insane to me that my sweet angel @Arridexer is not only in the UK, but is literally like 2.5 miles from me right now ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ
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