The magician's assistant. More issues than Vogue. Queen of oversharing. Vegetable aficionado. Textbook millennial wanker. Genre fluid. ๐๐ฆ๐บ
Joined February 2009
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officially too unc to func
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So fucking angry I wanna carve my skin off :)
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I love paying ยฃ10k commission to Booking .com every month just for them to have a data breach every other month resulting in tons of cancellations and a ton of admin work when Iโm already stretched thin and and hanging by a fucking thread. Dw, my bills & payroll pay themselves ๐
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Erm? I donโt even anime
only know two people Iโm stuck with
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i made a map of everyone on twitter!
yes you're on there too ^w^
every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to
atlas.tiago.zip?ref=launch_tโฆ
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Hear me out thoughโฆ
you know how much you have to love a man to allow your maternity pictures to look like this โฆโฆโฆ..
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๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐ โ retweeted
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I built this algorithm brick by brick
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Outbreak Stan Smiths looking like bowling shoes for the straight edge convention ๐คก
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Embarrassing that weโve regressed from Monday after Download posts being โwho were your favourite setsโ to โhow many times were you SAโdโ ๐คก
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I donโt understand how people can be racist or xenophobic when thereโs so much good food in the world just waiting to be tried ๐
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Part of its perfection is that it didnโt have much success in the US tbh
On this day in 2005, Funeral for a Friend released their second album, Hours. It produced five singles, including "Streetcar," and went on to chart in many countries. Although, in the US, the band didn't quite find as much success
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My mum says โcatch number 2โ instead of โcatch 22โ and I think itโs kinda beautiful because catching a number 2 would be pretty shit
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We all love Dua content, but fan pages reposting papped photos of intimate moments from her honeymoon is weird as fuck.
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๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐ โ retweeted
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Yup
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enter shikari
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Explain your music taste with 4 artist
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What if all along it just meant that we looked cute? OR, more likely, that everyone was glad we were unconscious for a little while ๐ฅฒ
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love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers
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My mum fed Nirvana, in case feeding people credentials are needed xox
My mumโs made cabbage stew, thereโs enough for a few more heads x
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๐ญ CURSED spice village ๐ญ
pinch of tarracon please xo
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@onmilonmil if I had to see this Amazon listing, then so do you ๐คก๐ญ (ยฃ72 lmao)
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Imagine if one day MySpace just gave us back all that we lost and we could claim back our old page and all our photos ๐ฅฒ
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I canโt see them til next week BUT itโs insane to me that my sweet angel @Arridexer is not only in the UK, but is literally like 2.5 miles from me right now ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
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