sort of like if Shawn Spencer from Psych was born in 97 and was bald and was tastefully thick and just a little curve to the left

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Since I’m the comedic voice of my generation I’ve decided to start talking my shit please follow and look at my videos as I make them :) or do not I’m bald not a cop
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Tough day to be bald on the everything app
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Still Life Dance™ #backrooms
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✌️Could You Live in The Backrooms, out next week.
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This past week in LA has done irreparable damage to the “you should move here” debate thanks rachael, pey, anders, ryan and everyone else that hung out for showing a chud how the 1% truly lives
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Y’all mind if a white boy sips on a pina colada?
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the thinkler
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Charlie Kurtland Cobain
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chill on him he’s playing a show at the rivoli later
joe burrow wears “worst outfit ever” asked to leave the kentucky derby
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I just registered for the @TheBrutalic and @AndersHour Gamer Cruise Experience!! It’s a 5 day trip on a pontoon boat from Corpus Christi Texas to Biloxi Mississippi and I’m not allowed to have my shirt on the entire time.
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This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit
Luis José Cardinal Rueda Aparicio, Archbishop of Bogatá, Colombia, washed the feet of transgender sex-workers on Holy Thursday.
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Replying to @TheYard
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Watching the Jeopardy YouTube video and I think the producers believe that Youtubers might be the dumbest people alive
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Good seein you @adroidirl
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English has a word for when you want to express something in a sincere but also subtle way, one which also pays homage to Charlie Kirk. No other language is even close.
urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.
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dont get me started on the spire
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Gotta have them shivs And poison too! #SlayTheSpire2
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Nuclear weaponry, congested infant, etc etc just put the film in the letterbox buddy
December 18th will be the greatest movie event of all-time
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Well Johnny Apple Seed was an eco-terrorist that propagated an invasive species to a swath of wilderness that we’re still grappling with today so now what?
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It would seem I’m no longer funny hate to see it
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