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4 Jul 2018
Being bisexual and non-binary is weird because when you feel strongly about someone, you never know if you want to *be* them or if you want to *be on top of* them.
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once again the lyric “doubled up on pills I take to sleep, they don’t do anything for me” is incredibly relevant thank you cpw I hate it
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semi-related, my Peruvian coworker is visiting her mom back in Peru this week, and she made a long list of all the foods she wants to cook and eat with her mom and sisters while she’s there
and I’m so incredibly jealous.
Jun 13
I saw an Irish guy cry because he was eating Peruvian food. They must be feeding them disappointment and air at home 😭
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ate some candy too close to bedtime, can’t sleep
that makes me sound so ancient. whoops! sugar too late in the day, sleeping troubles!
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honestly this is what I do when people in my life die. I’ve had a few childhood friends die in the last 5 years and every time I’ve gone to MoA. being alone while surrounded by other people is comforting to me.
Jun 13
the four trauma responses are fight, flight, freeze and go to the mall of america
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andi 🌭 retweeted
Jun 12
#OnThisDay June 12 2018: First noticed by @MPR employees, the "MPR Raccoon" causes a worldwide media sensation when it climbs 22 stories up @UBS Plaza in St Paul MN. Rescuers capture the animal from the roof the next morning and release it at an undisclosed location.
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Jun 12
this is probably the worst book I’ve read in my life. not to out myself as a creep, but I’ve read bandfic online that is better than this. how does this have a 3.98 on GoodReads. just awful, even for smut.
Jun 11
I think the book I’m reading is elaborate published Avenged Sevenfold fanfic
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andi 🌭 retweeted
Jun 11
Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits
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Human remains found in separate Minnesota lakes more than 30 years ago have finally been identified, according to the Washington County Sheriff’s Office. kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/…
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Jun 11
I saw someone say “Wichita State University has as much of a chance to win the Super Bowl as the USA does to win the World Cup” lol
I don't understand fans from outside the US claiming "the US media and fanbase massively overrate their team/think they're going to win the World Cup"
I have never heard a single American journalist or even casual fan act like we even remotely have a shot at winning the thing
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Jun 11
I have a friend who drove from Milwaukee to Denver by herself to visit family and I’m impressed that she didn’t drive off the road at any point tbh
May 29
The most "boring" drive between two American cities: Denver to Kansas City, MO.
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Jun 11
do y’all have those instagram friends that always seem to be in some type of Situation
like they’re in Situations you couldn’t fathom happening to you multiple times a year. situations you’ve never thought up. regularly.
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Jun 11
me: as someone who is biologically hardwired to hate teams whose colors are blue and orange—
Sam: obviously you’re rooting for the Knicks
me: —I’m rooting for the Knicks. fuck Texas. fuck the Bears and the Cubs, too, for good measure.
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Jun 11
THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED
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Jun 11
I think the book I’m reading is elaborate published Avenged Sevenfold fanfic
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Jun 10
This is our version of the Notre-Dame de Paris fire
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Jun 11
I took off my glasses for a minute while watching the Knicks-Spurs game and I can still differentiate Wemby’s freaky-shaped self on the court without them
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