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I’m riding with someone and the seat warmer in his car is broken. It’s stuck on hot so a 2 hour drive with my ass & back just sweltering.
AC on full blast, front cold and back damp.
Rotisserie Dre
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Sometimes you just gotta look up at ya ceiling, kiss ya teeth and say “bloodclat”
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17 Dec 2025
TF is a NBA Cup ?
Idk but I also don’t care
Knicks got a chip one way or another
NY!!!!
Let’s go Knicks!!!
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15 Dec 2025
Trump after hearing another shooting happened
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13 Dec 2025
Sometimes you gotta eat food just because it taste good and it’s fun.
Sometimes macros gotta sit this one out
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12 Dec 2025
Watching tv in day volume up
Watching tv at night tv loud af no matter what level it’s on, tv feel loud with just 3 bars
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21 Sep 2025
Ever breathe in so much that you hear ya back crack
Breath done fixed ya posture
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12 Sep 2025
Jury Duty | Andre D Thompson
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18 Aug 2025
Experience a front row seat at the famous Comedy Cellar from anywhere in the world by tuning into our livestream this Thursday night! 🎤
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18 Jul 2025
Space Travel | Andre D Thompson
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27 Jun 2025
Some days I wake up happy ready for the day
And some days I wake up and immediately remember I can’t rap 😔
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16 Jun 2025
Whenever I see one of those shiesty/ski mask dudes especially when it’s clearly hot af outside. I just see a dumbass.
Like I know some of em supposed to be “gangsta” but I just see
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15 Jun 2025
A real thing I heard a dude say while bagging up beef patties from behind the counter at the patty spot
“I send both my baby moms $150 a week, I bet you I don’t get nothing for Father’s Day”
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10 Jun 2025
this what we need instead of chairs
our Chinese bros got it right
10 Jun 2025
The chair is a tool of colonialism
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9 Jun 2025
I fell asleep on the floor today
Some of best sleep ever
Traditional big ass beds 🛏️ are trash and probably mess up ya back/hips etc
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9 Jun 2025
Experience a front row seat at the legendary Comedy Cellar from anywhere in the world by tuning into our livestream this Thursday night! 🎤
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